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[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.

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[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

"business-casual tits" has been added to the lexicon

[o @acquaintf8]

Yup this is that “drunk as hell but you just did a bump to help you lock-in” walk

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

lattes at this cafe are so mid but i keep coming back because the barista is fine as hell

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

white people be like my dog

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE’S SO REAL FOR THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

Naked. High. Saving images on my phone.

[flock (6'3) @flocko]

still blows my mind that people ride bikes while I'm out drinking and driving

[Rudiamante_💎 @TheCorrinBrulee]

That “boys with big butts” tweet has been making miracles happen on my timeline 🙏🥹😇

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Fifth Element (1997) sounds absurd on paper. A neon sci-fi opera with a flying-cab driver, a supreme being in bandages, and Chris Tucker dressed like the future of radio. Yet Luc Besson turns it into pure movie magic.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Type of shi Leonardo da Vinci was doing instead of finishing his commissions

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clue (1985) had every reason to fail. A board game adaptation with multiple endings sounded like a gimmick. Instead it became one of the sharpest ensemble comedies ever made, with timing, performances, and chaos that still land perfectly.

[Kitty_Kimz🏳️‍⚧️ @Kimz_Kitty]

When I was 16 my dad took me to his place of work to steal copper wiring to sell for weed and alcohol. Absolutely.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside