Girl Pains

Me in 160 characters? Bitch please ✌

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Have you met my boyfriend yet? Yeah, me neither

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Fine. Don't reply to my text then. I like food better than you anyway.

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Saying “oh yea, I remember.” …when you really don’t.

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There is no ‘we’ or "share" in ‘food’.

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I'm a yoga pants kind of girl.

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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.

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I don’t really have feelings until night time, then I get sad about everything.

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The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday.

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Never fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

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If you smile when no one else is around, then you know you mean it.

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Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?

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Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?

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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

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When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.

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How do Ghetto people count? 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.

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I like you because we both hate the same people

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when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together

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If only I knew what you felt about me.

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It's amazing how I still remember the lyrics of an old song, but I can't remember the things I studied the night before exam.