Gross Girl

I'm a girl. I do gross shit. I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't see this.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

I don't feel like sopping up this squirt juice. Gunna lay a shirt over it and pretend it never happened.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

Eating the pus and gunk from my pimples is giving me extra white blood cells, therefore boosting my immune system. Right?

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

I'm pooping and texting. Pooxting.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

The smell of my armpit b.o. just made me want a sub.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

“@KRISSYMURPHYXO: both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor” bath mats have saved my kneecaps at times like these.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

These housewife chicks have the best connects. Kim from RHOBH knows what I'm talkin about..

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

Man I'd kill to bang a bar or two then destroy a Fudgie the Whale cake from Carvel with @SarahRHOC

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

Just flashing my snatch at the stranger on the street out my bay window. He thinks I'm great..He don't know I haven't showered in days.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

I'm living the dream... and by that I mean smoking and pooping at the same time. I made it, Daddy #HappyFathersDay #smooping

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

Just saw a bloody fight on the preview for the UFC I'm watching. That's nothing. Come by my place in about 3 weeks. #UFC146 #mygash

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@ShweeshM there's been deeper love stories in single episodes of Tom and Jerry than in #DarkShadows. Just Tim Burton should itsx

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

...Oh they meant men should do the talking. Well this is awkward. >.>

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

How's this: "baby, you're way better at anal than my dad ever was".

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy: RT @OMGFactsSex: Period sex is a prime time to add some dirty talk to the mix..cont.. http://t.co/ZhTd9TiE I'll try it out 2day

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy my English 101 teacher would be proud.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy only when my opiate usage stops me up. when I asked him to do it the first time he didn't even blink. He's a keeper.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy We're not ready to have little gross girls and/or boys. I can't even clean myself let alone a baby.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy when I got off of it my vag was leaking saved up black period sludge. So I put an end to that.

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy I can't let him cream pie me, although I'd love to. I was on the birth control shot years ago. I call them "the golden years."

[Gross Girl @GirlsRGross]

@mikemundzy Some people call him my "boyfriend". I call him "the guy who'll give me an enema when I need one".