Emogene Portela

You're just particular person on Earth who can use your capacity.

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@Eleasekd827 After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers - Joe Moore

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My room mate's friend proceeds to walk down our basement and quotes "Is this where Ann Frank hid?" haha needless to say, I laughed. A lot.

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Trying to sleep for my early run with Leah at 6:30!!! but working on my column!! snacking on Lime chips! haha! Will use my new New Balance!

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Bird #joke What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem

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@JaccoShe Thanks very much for your prompt delivery and great communication - A+++++++++++

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket

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Vampire #joke What is a vampire's favorite soup? Scream of mushroom!

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#TeamFollowBack @Halleynlbwq @Alphaaep @ngurah_wisnu @KhunPraNang @Joely016 @AngryPato @Halimedayotlk #ff #FollowFriday

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@Duchbkc A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't

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#fF #TeamFollowBack @Jerrilynhavam @mutiamutiaak @feriamsari @yoossaputra @fransiscanorma @ucihawaa @Jerrileeqyarn #FollowFriday

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#TeamFollowBack @Miyokowa78 @cakra_khana @Mc_da @desiapr @SArismendiS @PRiNCESSC0URT @Meredithjl057 #ff #FollowFriday

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Gorilla #joke What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!

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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall - Nelson Mandela

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@SeamlessTubeTop Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings - Ed Gardner

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#TeamFollowBack @co2who @Jessahefki @ganeddo @MaryJaneBMU @Mhmddnll @ennabinash @CarbonWHAT #ff #FollowFriday

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@allQoo Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth - Aesop

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Elephant #joke How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck!

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Food #joke Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long