Giselle

the hardest thing about two-faced people is deciding which face to slap first.

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What are the objectives of Girlfriend Allowance Seminar? ?

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I want sponge candy

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v sad bc I lost my vape somewhere between alumni and chautauqua

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wait i just serviced my car last month? wasnt the car dealer supposed to say sth abt it

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please call my vape

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03.02. 07:51 Uhr: Two Door Cinema Club "Sleep Alone"

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The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends

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I just wanna cuddle and lay in bed for the night

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S/O to the homies that motivate me to go to class good looking out

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House of pies

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Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! - Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*

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My phone is at that stage where it goes from 20% to dying

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My puppy is barking in his sleep

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the fact that he never responds is hilarious

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Ray just called me a thot for dancing on the couch. Lmbo

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My house is full of women

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Just came back from the mall

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literally i was like i wanna listen to edm but i ended up listening to kpop

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Come home from uni and every time have a 3 hour nap I need to stop