Gisueppe “The Wrench” Roccio

Short and Loud. Retired Weed Smoker. Current Drinker. Part Time Employee. Full Time Jorker.

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@DMRussini @AdamSchefter What is your spit to suck ratio? Could you suck the dick off my torso in the matter of minutes? I think yes… let’s play ball princess. #wrench

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The way Riggs says thank you after a good shot needs to be nuked into oblivion

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Starting to play a lot more indoor golf now that the season is coming to an end. Seasonal depression hits differently for everyone #zoloftmaxxing

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Qdoba always makes me have wet stinky kakas but I’ll continue to rock with you @qdoba

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Riggs consoling Paige makes me sick. Gisueppe can fix your golf game by sucking on your yum yums. #perky

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Is Claire Hogle on hard fucking drugs or is she just insufferable? Still 🪵

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My sources are saying Malik Willis has contracted genital herpes at the end of the second half. Have to think this could affect second half play here in Miami. Updates to come.

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Getting absolutely dominated by the Sunday horny monster today

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Heart is palpitating at the fact that my 11 parlays for 5 USD are gonna crash and burn like the titanic.

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I want to have sex on the golf course #expand

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Took an absolute smasher in the Jersey Mikes bathroom today… 75 year old punk walks in after the damage was done. Sorry gramps for the heinous smell, that’s just baseball!

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Golf is so fucking badass. Then pair it with a couple of alcoholic pops. Yea forget about it pal. That’s enough to make a grown man cry #literally

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Have to pause the internet invitational and jerk off cuz @PaigeSpiranac is getting my johnny pumping blood. #erect

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Playing Boston Golf Club tomorrow. Planning on tackling the pro shop like such. Putter Head cover, H&B polo, ball mark. That’s how you play ball. Expand my brain. #T100

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@MLB Sexually aroused by this minority of a man. Super hot. Super sick!

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This must be what the depths of hell feel like. Stomach feels like Afghanistan heading into work (gay).

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Going to war with a giant #13 at Jikes. Will not go down without a fight. May puke at work. Updates to come.

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My uber Rafael and I have not said a word to each other, but I know there’s some respect between us. It’s the little things fellas. #drinkingbeer#fingeringchicks

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Mich ultra champagne anyone? Holy shit, my rod is so fucking stiff.

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Not enough people gooning to Jessica Alba nowadays and society is reeling from that