Matt Matias

I am a Grand Master Level Meme Ninja that loves Jesus.

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@MoTownPhenom

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Christians be like “love the sinner hate the sin” but only pretend to do the “love the sinner” part

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@seanfeucht @cmcclarney @cmcclarney a liberal worship leader??! 💀 ur goofy

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@ifffster My man trending lol

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Them: Wow, I just listened to Mike Todd and he’s actually a really good preacher!

Me: yea he be spittin sometimes tbh

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Me every 10 minutes when I was 4

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Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

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If you know what “I see that hand” means, there’s a 60% chance you’re deconstructing your faith

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@ifffster Ayyyy ok boy!

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#growupchallenge stop calling criticism “negative energy” and embrace the fact that it’s impossible to mature if you’re only willing to accept #PositiveVibes

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I will never use the word “savory” unironically

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@obiwankenobi @disneyplus

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If DC Talk don’t even care that someone labels them a Jesus Freak, why’d they right a song about it?

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“I LOVE Mortal Kombat! It’s a beautiful song!” my 2 year old son

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@ifffster JW being JW

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Ayo @iammiketodd gonna end up circumcising his brother on stage at this point. Leave dude alone 🤣

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@MMAFighting @jakepaul @TeamKhabib What a doofus loll

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@NRDPastor “Bearing” the Lord’s name more accurately. We’re talking about the decalogue at church and the sermon was about how there is truly no outside threat to clarity and witness the gospel. There is an internal one bc some Christians don’t know how to act

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“The greatest threat to the clarity and witness of the gospel in this generation and ones past, is Christians taking the Lord’s Name in vain.”

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Christians who think yoga is evil be like: “OOPS! I accidentally did an ardha uttanasana when I was tying my shoes and gave the demon realm consent to the innermost parts of my soul! OOPS!!”

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@timkellernyc Love John Owen

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

God's greatest desire is that you should receive him into your soul as one full of love, tenderness and kindness to you. [We are] apt to think hard thoughts of God, that he is always angry. There is nothing more grievous to the Lord...than such thoughts as these. - J.Owen