J. Anderson

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@HollyBaylorMLB Damn lies!!

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@FluentInFinance

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@elonmusk @Tesla @Tesla_AI @elonmusk I hadn’t used mine much in the past couple of months but was inspired by the guy who went cross country. It took me from the parking lot of a tech company in Santa Clara all the way to my driveway 40 miles away without a single intervention. It’s so smooth now!

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@MayMayspeaks Wearing shoes in the house

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@musk_news13 No. And while you’re at it, maybe CEO more and tweet less

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@saras76

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@HustleBitch_

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@elonmusk When was the last time you touched a shopping cart?

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@StephenKing That’s my stepmom and she totally knew. Lawrence was apparently the only one who didn’t know. A few years ago, she was shocked at how that was basically a one night , under the radar thing and then after YouTube, thousands of people had something to say about it.

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@elonmusk Funny coming from a guy who makes cars that watch your eyes while you're on FSD to tell you to pay attention

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@SavageSports_ Yoko Swift

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@WilliamShatner @elonmusk He's violating the Prime Directive

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@elonmusk @Starbucks Why don't you buy them for $80 billion

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@elonmusk @elonmusk it looks too much like a missed call icon on the phone. Change it again

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@elonmusk How does one know which category they fall into?

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@Rockies An hour? What the??

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@KPIXtv Are just going to ignore that huge fart Brian just unloaded on live TV???

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@JoJoFromJerz Radiohead sucks and people who say they like them just want to sound cool.

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@rickygervais Has to be Harold Shitmum

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@alannarizzo You'll also note that L.A. is the only city where every other city has a chant to beat us (Beat L.A.). It's jealousy...and we love it.