Even Heathcote Pursuit

Providing smarmy and / or sarcastic comments to whatever the situation requires. Also lately, a reluctant tweeter against antisemitism.

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@campbellclaret

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@piersmorgan

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#noreng #england #threelions

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#england #worldcup #fifaworldcup #englandvsnorway

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@francesweetman He can borrow huge amounts of money by pledging those “bits of paper” as collateral. This is a common way that tech billionaires tap into their paper wealth.

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New rule: one international football team per UN seat.

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@MOSSADil Mosqueford Union

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@Jacopolo12 @GadSaad Mosqueford Union

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The Oxford Union 2026 Trinity Term card - front and back. The quotation is from Nahid al-Rayyis, an islamic terrorist who led PLO’s “armed wing” in Lebanon.

Time to rename it the Mosqueford Union.

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@zarahsultana i’m surprised there are any jewish people left in Coventry if you’re their parliamentary representative.

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@realrabbilinda @NYCMayor @phylisajoy apparently this checks out. doesn’t make him any less of an asshole.

https://t.co/ssdtq8NwMY

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@DougRDNaylor In Polymorph II (Emohawk) Rimmer calls Kryten a Hacham Babo, or “Smart-Alec Metal Git”. Was this an intentional easter egg? because Hacham is Hebrew for “wise”, and colloquial yiddish for … smart alec!

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@realrabbilinda Should this entire thread be cited as the zenith example of Poe’s Law?

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@TitaniaMcGrath “Three million people will die… UNEMPLOYED!”

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@mehdirhasan Who’s “they”?

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For your consideration #WhenTheMezuzahFalls
@TheMossadIL

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@classicallyabby that’s an interesting way of writing a final mem. i usually write it like an inverted six.

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@tennalum *in. Aikens short story was “The Elves in the Shelves”

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@tennalum Except it was a short story written in 1968 by Joan Aiken called “The Elves on the Shelves”

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@tennalum * in, not on.

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@tennalum Id rather thank Joan Aiken, who wrote “The Elves on the Shelves” in 1968.