El Padrino

Freelancer📚
Chelsea FC

[admiral. @MrKalevor]

Chelsea could sell refrigerators in Antarctica.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

NO WAY ALL OF THEM ENDED UP AT RIVAL CLUBS 😭😭😭😭

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

A strike by nurses has paralysed health services in government hospitals across Kenya. Nurses are demanding better pay and improved working conditions.

Al Jazeera’s Malcolm Webb reports from Nairobi.

[Ta🧢 @Tiamcfc]

Current Status:

○ Single.
○ In a relationship.
○ married
● Waiting for Xabi Alonso’s ball

[Premier League @premierleague]

We are so back.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet 😭🙏🏻

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Football is back and so am I, but will they recognise me? 👀

BTW what is your discount @JohnTerry26 ? 😜

Let’s go @ChelseaFC 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Life back at Cobham. ☀️

[SVN-T-SVN⚡ @MainaMynar]

@KenyaPower_Care at mirema springs there hasnt been electricity for over a week now, tulifungia gari yenu mkaeka transformer then at midnight you disconnected lights and your officials at roysambu say they can reconnect if we send representatives and not us the common mwananchi

[bread @pizzapurist]

ghosting comeback hall of fame

[shiks Githinji @_marywanjiku]

If you can give, please do. If you can't, please share this thread. Every retweet reaches someone who might help.

Phone number:0795526072 (Mary Wanjiku)

Paybill:891300
Account:142489

Mchange Link: https://t.co/7rAqLSPlEA

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Expectation Reality

[Mico @Ogwamor]

State House pia wanaitisha maji. The Kenya Project has failed.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"i just need to get through this week" - me every single week.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Me supporting my niece in her pursuit of finding her missing snacks that I ate without her permission

[Max💫 @ayagamax]

They must have robbed me my salary at gun point and erased my memory fr

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

President Ruto promises to start building dams in the next 3 months

[Chukwüderä @chukwudera_ng]

Scenes when the salary that was supposed to carry you throughout August did not make it to August.

[Thairu @Allformsof_ART]

Chopping board pamoja na Grater should be cleaned immediately after use.