Brian Michael

Currently complaining how old I am at 30.

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

Rather than deleting accounts I follow, I decided to make an all new Twitter...at 4:30 in the morning. I need to stop drinking caffeinated drinks before bed.

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

Get to work and sit down just to find someone beat me to my own coffee!! What the actual hell @starbucks ?! Now I get to enjoy a coffeeless morning 🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬… https://t.co/GBeRv0ogkR

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

Little Loaf.
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•#catsofinstagram #catstagram #cats_of_ig #petsofinstagram #petstragram #cats_of_instagram #catselfie #catslover #catslife #catnap #catsdaily #catsrule… https://t.co/UShI3fBvjA

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@ithinkits_ty SPACE FORCE!

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

FUN PRANK: Leave a falcon to someone in your will, you never had a falcon, but everyone will be like "where the fuck is the falcon?"

[cindygallop.eth @cindygallop]

Men: your girlfriends haven't told you. Your wives haven't told you. Your daughters haven't told you. Your female colleagues haven't told you. Your female bosses haven't told you. Your women friends haven't told you. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Read @jessicashortall https://t.co/SWGnYvjOgw

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@ProFootballDoc @zandermercury @WillHead12 @BReelaks @ErikBacharach Is this dude trying to say “I’m gonna sue you for making fun of me on the interwebz 😢”? LMFAO

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

So exclusive, no one knew about it.

[David Williams @dwpoker]

@SethManfield Aka “Respect the troops” aka “but I love our flag” aka “I don’t get why he didn’t just sit out of the deck techs” - Seth 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@G3RRYT is the pro player we all need and deserve.

[Æ Marling @AEMarling]

Retweet if you've also been impressed with the quality of card design for #mtgGRN.
https://t.co/nJHCvM29df

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

the blue lives matter crowd always stands with killer cops but open support for a serial killer is a bold stance even for them

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@baetog_ THE WORLD IS ROUND?!

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@baetog_ It was sent as a joke, but after looking at some of the comments, I didn’t realize it was that controversial

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@baetog_

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@jeswoodley Usually lunch around 1 homie

[Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe]

@jeswoodley Ayyyyyyy I work in the morning 😔

[Brian Braun-Duin @BraunDuinIt]

Modern Players: "Yes! Assassin's Trophy will finally be the death of Tron!"

*3 months from now*

Modern Players: "How the hell are there still 4 Tron decks in the top 8 of this Modern Grand Prix?"