if you're feeling down today just remember that at least you're not Luke Gallows vs. The Predator in a match so bad that Antonio Inoki ended it whilst slamming a chair into a barricade yelling BULLSHIT
Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!
Pan Zhanle just became the first Chinese swimmer to win gold in the 100 meters freestyle along with setting a new world record (46.40).
The Chinese commentators were quite excited!