Mpho Gistos Rsa

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my kids, I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.

[Mpho Gistos Rsa @GivenRasealaM]

@MbhazimawaGaza Your confidence is impressive for someone whose brain is still buffering

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@zwidenyapT She got my vote, go to hell nyw***n yao

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@K_MfundoPraise Wanya boi

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@FloydShivambu No retreat! No surrender!”
At this rate, Floyd, the only thing retreating is your political relevance. 🫢🇿🇦

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@MoyaProf The only thing that 'mushroomed' here is your imagination. 😂 Every time MKP struggles to fill a narrative, suddenly the EFF is the villain. Crying about red overalls won't fix your leadership problems. Build your movement instead of looking for excuses every weekend.

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@Zaddy_Bruh If supporting EFF is being played, then you'll have to watch us get 'played' again next election. 😂✊🏾

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@BafanaSurprise You claim you're tired of Malema, but you're his biggest content creator. Even the EFF should thank you for the free publicity. 😂Your entire personality is 'Malema this, Malema that.' Try talking about your own leaders for once. 😂

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@Knick_RSA Interesting theory, but where's the evidence? Assuming every protest you dislike is secretly the EFF isn't an argument—it's speculation. If illegal immigration is the concern, debate solutions instead of inventing conspiracies.

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@Knick_RSA When people have no solutions, they blame the EFF for everything. Illegal immigration is a real issue—it needs practical solutions, not endless political distractions.
Msuno wao

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@mayibuye_afrika Your consistency deserves an award: consistently chasing the next headline. Every protest suddenly has your 'full support' until the next one comes along.

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@FloydShivambu Floyd treats politics like a cellphone network: whenever the signal gets weak, he switches towers and pretends he was connected there all along.
Bloody f🚫🚫l😭😂

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@MDNnewss When an official is marketed like a premium support package for connected businessmen, don't be surprised when people suspect corruption. Public servants are supposed to serve the public, not function as personal fixers for the well-connected.

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@MbhazimawaGaza Jeff's argument is like a spare foreskin looking for a purpose after circumcision—confused, unemployed, and desperately trying to stay relevant. Instead of debating policy, he's busy assigning superhero powers to politicians and then mocking them for not having them

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@MDNnewss Operation Dudula is starting to look like a taxi with two drivers fighting over the steering wheel One side says the conference is valid, the other says it's invalid. Meanwhile, members are left confused while the constitution gets worked harder than anyone else.

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@MusaMzilikazi Some people don't support politicians anymore; they collect them like Pokémon cards. At this point you're not analyzing politics, you're writing fan fiction. If exaggeration paid tax, SARS would have built another Gautrain from your post alone.

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@News24 A politician survives expulsion, endless court battles, media attacks and political isolation, builds a national party from scratch, and somehow the conclusion is that he's 'drowning'. That's not analysis; that's wishful thinking dressed up as news.

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@Julius_S_Malema @DZumaSambudla Indeed. Those who have survived storms from a young age do not crumble under temporary turbulence. Character forged through adversity often outlasts controversy. Time remains the ultimate arbiter of truth.

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@FloydShivambu Malema's etaphor may have offended you, but it was still easier to understand than your ideological itinerary.

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@FloydShivambu Floyd's politics resembles a rental vehicle: different logo every few years, same driver, same destination — personal survival. The loudest cries about confusion are often made by those whose own political journey requires a GPS, a historian and a forensic investigator to follow

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@MbhazimawaGaza Remove your foreskin 1st bra.