Mayonnaise Giver

I give only the best mayonnaise.
One gallon of mayonnaise to the mayo boys.

[Mayonnaise Giver @GiverOfMayo]

@benshapiro Thoughts on femboys?

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I am done eating the mayonnaise

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Eating a bowl of mayonnaise

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Breaking news: The Union of Seedless Mayonnaise and the Territories of Boneless Mayo have formed an alliance after the battle of Mayosburg.

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This is the official flag of mayonnaise

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Mayonnaise isn't a condiment it is a lifestyle. #mayolife

[Mayonnaise Giver @GiverOfMayo]

I bathe in mayonnaise.