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You went down with an illness called badjokes and the cure is hilarious jokes and laughter. Follow me and you will never be sick again!

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Report @pasty for spam. Fav back when done for a shout out and follow.

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If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the cock.

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Q. What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

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The person below this tweet is a slut!

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For funny ghetto iCarly tweets!

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How do dentists become brain surgeons? When their drills slip.

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An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me : I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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Are you in the top half of your class?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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Follow @blackspadermon for more hilarious tweets!

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These two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Hey everyone watch out for a kik named DrWeezy. He trades fake follower accounts for Instagram and will steal your account.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?
I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.

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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer?
A: She forgot the recipe.

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Q: What are the blondes first words after 4 years of college?
A: Would you like fries with that?