EmperorGizmo

my girlfriend left me after you liked my tweet

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@sincerelyshaina Sometimes it’s more like 3 months from now…..

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@BritMartinez I though that like almost everything was going to end up with extra charges for the unvaccinated…. College tuition, medical benefits…. Well, life

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@purefulsoul BIG GIANT HUGS… it’s gonna be ok

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Where is the US military getting the fuel for all these planes to fly out of Afghanistan? I wonder if it is being purchased from the #Taliban

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If I ever have a dog named Noodles, would someone please kill me #doggy

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@purefulsoul I keep saying it…. Just cause you are overthinking doesn’t mean you are wrong

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@sincerelyshaina Oh yeah that’s happened

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@sincerelyshaina Then def spit at someone while arguing, this is a sure way to better yourself

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Just another day of trolling my haters #hatersgonnahate #troll

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I knew this guy once. He was a giant piece of crap #dadgar

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Beyond the pretty blue summer sky, just over the horizon, massive #storm clouds of #destruction are gathering

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@sincerelyshaina Avocados 🥑 don’t get nearly enough respect

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@Cupidhrt I’ve always wanted a kitchen big enough for a couch in it, just a place for her to relax while I cook for her 😉

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#nms #spaceship

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I have a sinking feeling that this #fairness and #equality thing is going to end up with everyone getting an equally fair slice of shit pie

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@sincerelyshaina Midnight meals…..

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I just left my cute #budtender a fat tip #420day

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Early on Saturday mornings when there is hardly any traffic I go out #driving around just so I more easily break the spread limit #RoadSafety

[5 foot giant 🌻 @sincerelyshaina]

if someone seriously wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort to be in it no excuses