Philip Angelo Garcia

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[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

I finally did it! My sister is getting better and better #teenager #creepshot #nolimitt #flash Uncensored version in comments (no kidding)

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

I finally did it! My sister is getting better and better #teenager #creepshot #nolimitt #flash Uncensored version in comments (no kidding)

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

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[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

I finally did it! My sister is getting better and better #teenager #creepshot #nolimitt #flash Uncensored version in comments (no kidding)

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/awUS5Lj91y "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/lp6P0CCx1t "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/5PjlUes29P

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/0vGU9N26aC

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/nFJVBEvG7X I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/4gH3oKPURa Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/oBr516FFOL

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/0SuFSDoRcw If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/9q3BBUSF0B

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Aaahhh. Tweet ng tweet ng kahit ano tong account ko :((

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/1Fm8C3sWxE

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/ROGnzlGgkz Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/qkvLnhrbts

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/YKkU1FnGth

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/VMq1J11TuA

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

http://t.co/4g4IjWcF5Y Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Philip Angelo Garcia @GizmoPhilip]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/IaEqY8Vm23