Vincenzo Ottaviano

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

This is what programming feels like these days

[naiive @naiivememe]

“ AI will take your job “

the job :

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

I love that number plate

[Nalin @nalinrajput23]

I just installed Arch Linux on a vape

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But 𝕏 and Starlink didn’t skip a beat

[Glocke 🧡 @Kluckies_]

Be honest

[Bitcoin Clown 🤡 @bitcoin_clown]

what have we become?🤡

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Na so them for take delete am ontop prank https://t.co/mRW47zzQz5

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[MalwareHunterTeam @malwrhunterteam]

🤔
cc @JAMESWT_MHT

[Glocke 🧡 @Kluckies_]

#bitcoin addiction

[Tany @TaniuzzaCalabra]

Lo capisco.

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

Shut up and take my money!