Vincent Mariani

Big time person who exists. Important doer of things.

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@GameStop I would buy stuff from you, but your website blocks VPN users. Could you do something about that?

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Happy New Year! I'm gonna play twitter again soon.

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@BUZZRtv what's going on with your station? Taken from OTA Channel 24.5 in San Antonio

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@SiriusX, your @HoustonRockets radio feed is way too hot and is clipping like crazy.

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

.@Target You're blocking me from logging in to https://t.co/7OLtvCChP6 when I use a VPN. What do you have against privacy?

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Free band name: Glitteris

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@robertashley Flip it over and you shall see the poop emoji

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@astros Your so-called affiliate @ticket760
pre-empted Astros/Yankees Game 6 for minor-league hockey. When will San Antonio get a REAL affiliate?

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Yessss! I am now a bespoke patron of Neil Cicierega on @Patreon, and you should be too: https://t.co/ZsaMEhaXu7

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

johnny "ugly" dickshot is still the all time best bad sports name

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Professor E. Gadd: Origins #e3fails

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

They laughed when a made a Juggernaut action figure with a slightly larger penis and raised the price 20 bucks. They're not laughing now.

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

@ticket760 why aren't you playing the Astros game? Surely @AstrosRadioMLB can find a better affiliate. Constantly preempted for minor league hockey and wnba!

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Diaper Sniper: The World's Most Dangerous Baby

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Can you believe the man I've been hired to kill is a soda?

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Bargain Daddy: Quality goods for the budget-conscious leather daddy

[Left POCket Project @LeftPOC]

They're laughing at you because you voluntarily bought & installed a surveillance device in your own home. https://t.co/fFUximW5D6

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Can you believe the man I've been hired to kill is a soda?

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

And dangling jauntily from the whale's baleen comb: a j of the dankest doobage the North Atlantic has to offer