♔ Female Facts ♔

♡ Everything Female! ♡

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who can relate to this?

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I hate fake friends.

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hurt me with the truth but never comfort me with a lie.

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Once upon a time I had a life, but then, I got an Internet connection.

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Sarcasm is like my first language.

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i jogged for one minute where is my summer body

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Liking 2,198 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret in life.

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Row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

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Growing up means realizing a lot of your "friends" aren't really your friends.

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#RT if you do too <3

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what hurts the most

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i hate when songs remind me of old memories i wanna forget.

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My favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period.

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Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death*
Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."

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If you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because I will actually scratch your face off

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The ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person ever

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I don't fall in love with faces, I fall in love with personalities.

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#inspiration

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#true

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I hate when my plans get cancelled 😒