Alyssa

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I'm yeeting back to Adelaide tomorrow and then I'm back at the airport the next day to pick up my honey after 5 weeks away at army training, this is the greatest week in the history of weeks

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

y'all I almost threw up my lord of the fries from jumping so much, but also I was the dumbass who had a burger before the show so that's on me

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

The girl next to me in the booth twerking to The Origin Of Love was an entire mood

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I am tweeting from the great beyond because I finally saw Mika

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

@ambietalks Thankyou honey 😭💓

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

It's Mika day, nerds

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I'm again about to get on a plane to see Mika tomorrow, plz do not fuck me up

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I'm about to get on a plane to go to Melbourne to see Mika in 2 days fuck me up

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

It's ok tho gang I'll allegedly get there tomorrow morning instead

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I DIDNT MEAN LITETALLY, UNIVERSE
my flight was cancelled lmao

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I didn't realise Miracle Workers was an anthology series until I started season 2 and man am I bummed

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

@OccultDoll you ARE baby

[Lillian Boyd @herelieslill]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but put your fucking dog on a leash

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

went to the climate strike, stockpiled on beans and lentils at the bulk food store and now I'm waiting for my vegan chilli to cook. my transition to a city yuppie is complete, incase anyone was wondering.

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

no bitch

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

can Mika put out an album we don't have to abbreviate

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

Twitter finally let me back into my acc after 3 months whEW

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

I debut my burly act in 16 days, it's only half choreographed and I have far too much faith in myself winging it for someone who hasn't been solo onstage in a decade

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

my final feat of 2018 is making a grown man cry, and here I was thinking my year had already been perfect

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

@xlouisemartin oi how relevant is my gif choice 6 months on

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

my taste in music has evolved into playing Teenage Dirtbag on repeat for hours. just put me in the bin.

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

@xlouisemartin

[Alyssa @Glam_x_Slam]

@issapandas 💞💞💞💞