Glanet Lasrado

Mechanical Engineer. Footballer.Manchester United.Bengaluru FC.

[mon @4sacinom]

PROJECTED SCORE : 950 😆😭

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

If a thief steals a phone worth ₹70,000, he'll sell it for ₹5,000 because he never earned it. The country is in a similar situation.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@fusion89211 Indian people are some of the smartest, kindest people I know. The Indian government on the other hand...

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

That's because Messi's Argentina hasn't played yet.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

So we’re pretending 6 World Cups to reach 16 goals is more impressive than Kylian Mbappé getting 14 in just 2? Interesting. Remove penalties and this debate becomes even more uncomfortable for certain fanbases.

[Dear Men @Dear_Men_Life]

Cockroach Janta Party's Protest at Jaipur.

Reporter: "What's ur name?"

1st Hindu🪳:
"Alisha Ali Gupta Desuza"

2nd Hindu🪳:
"We all Are Mohammad Deepak"
"We are Gen Z"

3rd Hindu 🪳:
"Get want some Married PM"
"Jo Man Ki Baat Biwi Se Kare aur
aur kaam Ki Baat Hum se Kare"

🤡

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

Tell the names, NDTV.
Anas Tyagi, Mohit, Deepak, Karanveer, Jatan, Arif Pradhan...

[Glanet Lasrado @GlanRedDevil]

@hblahmed

[Parinda 2.0🕊 @Parinda_2]

Adani presents

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Glanet Lasrado @GlanRedDevil]

Jay Shah of Football

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

🚨 FIFA president Gianni Infantino taking a corner.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

🏆⭐ 𝗨𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮. 🏆⭐

#PlayBold #ನಮ್ಮRCB #IPL2026

[Joohi @juhijain199]

That’s RCB treated their women’s team after the first title for their franchise—that’s when God blessed them with 4 trophies now. 🤌🏼♥️

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan, you have to say this was funny from Onana.

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Nothing beats back-to-back titles 🏆🏆

[Glanet Lasrado @GlanRedDevil]

READDDDYYYYYY 🔥🔥🔥🔥