Dana

Amateur dog meeter

[Dana @GlaseIt]

This is so cool but doesn’t seem to be anywhere close to me 😭

[Dana @GlaseIt]

Woman in front of me at the coffee place is wearing a Fiorucci denim jacket with the angels on back. I am in awe

[Dana @GlaseIt]

I get infusions every 8 weeks for my Crohn’s disease and my aunt always takes me out for lunch after and I pretty much always get a burger and I told my cowokers that and now they just call my infusions my burger days

[Dana @GlaseIt]

Do you guys remember these?

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More impressive than Joe Wikinson and the potato because he wasn't disqualified

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I've seen pretty much every season of Taskmaster and most of Taskmaster NZ and this might be one of the most impressive thing I've seen on either?
https://t.co/1SZOjnnGrh

[Dana @GlaseIt]

I've never seen Paul Williams show more emotion than that jaw drop

[Dana @GlaseIt]

@OfficialMaggieL Meanwhile I’m over here like

[Dana @GlaseIt]

What is it about Taylor Swift specifically that inspires people to make up the most off the wall shit and then get mad about it?

[Dana @GlaseIt]

People are really on here saying Taylor Swift could get married anywhere and no one would care, meanwhile, people are literally just watching the outside of MSG even though they know they won't see anything

[Dana @GlaseIt]

It's very funny to live in NYC and work in midtown and hear literally no one complaining about being inconvenienced by Taylor Swift's wedding and then come here and see people who have never been here bitching about it 24/7

[Dana @GlaseIt]

So cool how subways announcement are completely indecipherable

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Maybe Mr Met and Carlos Mendoza were enemies, has anyone considered that?

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Just being a Mets fan

[TickPick @TickPick]

Define heartbreak in sports:

[Dana @GlaseIt]

No one has shame or knows how to act right, that’s the entire reason Taylor would get married at MSG at this point. Like look at what happened at Jack’s fucking wedding

[Dana @GlaseIt]

No one here knows anything about NYC lol. July 4th is notoriously a time when people leave the city, it will be much emptier than usual

[Dana @GlaseIt]

But I also brought homemade pickles in, I'm a real mixed bag of a coworker

[Dana @GlaseIt]

I made my bad mood from commuting in this humidity such a problem for everyone else they turned up the AC in my office

[Dana @GlaseIt]

Sorry but I just don't think I should have to get on the subway when it's literally 90% humidity outside 🤷‍♀️

[Dana @GlaseIt]

@OfficialMaggieL Do you?