𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛꜱ.
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜ.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

𝘔𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

Is that really such a big concern around them?…

[Leonardo Da Vinci @UomoUniversal14]

Sometimes I kinda wanna try the mom fit but the im worried Ritsuka will walk in and break down...

My life is so hard.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

Please don’t put that idea in my head…

[UnlimitedGreenWorks @Siru325]

Fate stay night where Illya tries to pull the little sister act but she didn't get the surgery and actually grows up so now theres just a 2M tall homonculus sobbing at the fact her little brother won't go shopping with her

Please ignore how horrifying the magus scenes would be

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

@ShihaiNoKishi Way to stay humble.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

A spirit? . . . Yeah that is pretty weird . . .

Can’t really say I’ve seen anything like that yet, I’ve just seen a handful of familiar faces

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

Like the other day theres this weird guy with a spirit who keeps following me around and taunting me because I can see it. Real strange right? Thats the sorta thing you can see happen around here.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

@ReZeroReStart “KETCHUP BOTTLE LOOKING WEASEL”?!

I ONLY ASKED IF YOU LIKED SWORDS BECAUSE I DO, I THOUGHT IT COULDVE BEEN COMMON GROUND—!

AND WITH A RESPONSE LIKE THAT, YEAH—! YOU MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF PERVERT OTAKU!

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

@ReZeroReStart You’re the kinda guy who thinks any female interaction means she’s into you

Aren’t you?

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

@ReZeroReStart I wasn’t coming onto you.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

Oh—- sorry.

That completely flew over my head . . . thank you.

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

Everyone has to work for something at some point, yeah. I was just congratulating you on doing it so early for your age was all. It was the least I could do.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

Well, when you live along and want to be able to give yourself a decent meal, you’re kinda forced too

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

Oh thats a start then. You look sorta young.. so its good someone like you already knows what they're doing. Not a lot of people usually get off their feet that quick.

[𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙀𝙢𝙞𝙮𝙖 @GlassHeartHero]

I already have a job….

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

Good morning Gensokyo, make sure to do what you want with your time. Everyone else? Get a job.

[Naoya Zenin @StarsMarkMyLove]

—Naoya Zenin, Head of Hei—

The One To Stand Among Them is Me.
#JujutsuKaisen #ParodyTwitter #naoyazenin

[arquina🦊🌑 @aspaheastra]

sleeping with 34 inches of artoria pendragon

[Tanya Von Degurechaff @THEDEVIL0FWAR]

🧵
I have been ordered onto this platform by General von Zettour. To establish connections typical.

[𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 @Britains_Blade]

. . . . .

[Gilgamesh @TotallyAnArcher]

"A path in the woods" is it?

And who said you could dictate where the King is present?

[Makima @ShihaiNoKishi]

Take a look

[Lucyna Kushinada @LunarNetrun]

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