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[slither.io @slitherio]

i miss my mom

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Ellie @Advenberries]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching Love Live

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Spurs are just a better basketball team

[glassless 🍉 @Glasslesst]

twitters awesome because i can listen to music while being entertained unlike scrolling reels or tiktoks

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

The last place candidate in the LA mayoral race is a professional Roblox YouTuber who opened his campaign by making sure everyone knows he opposes Roblox’s age verification requirements

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

california jungle primary

[glassless 🍉 @Glasslesst]

california is filled with leftist larpers bro oh my god

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

If Steyer places worse than second tonight, I am moving to Canada. I do not want to live in a country where a white male billionaire (with hair no less) cannot buy an election against candidates as mid as his opponents are in the California governor primary.

[R @shibadad8]

Republicans make California sound like it’s super far left, all these folks are milquetoast liberals lmao

[𝓭𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓭 🍉🏄🏽‍♀️ @Dayyvidd_]

I FUCKING HATE MY STATE DAWG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CALIFÓRNIA VOTERS

[dan @goatshida]

niggas be miserable and then dont play with their butt in the shower like ah i see that makes sense

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

every single time there’s a vtuber scandal you expect it to be sexual abuse, and every single time it’s actually Financial Embezzlement

[CR1337 @CR1337]

Your phone is about to stop being yours.

Android was sold to us as an open platform.

Now Google wants every developer to register and submit ID just to let you install their apps.

Every app and every device, worldwide, with no opt-out.

[もも @mmng_yu]

付き合ったら別れるか結婚するかの
2択なの残酷だよね。

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

After I went on my first date with a man I realized that most of the couples you see enviously on the street doing couple things are actually just larping. They probably met two hours ago. Her number’s not even saved on his phone. It’s all just larping. There’s no love anywhere.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when i overshare its embarrassing but when others overshare im so happy to be here i just want to know everything about you