Omid Shiraz

I am a biochemist and chemical engineer by trade. I enjoy yoga, writing, maths, and above all: learning new things. Let's be friends

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Last chance for GF WL 🙌 @willyyoung8 @nft_jazzy @binderminder22 @Namikaze_eth @tshOtsh @Snap_NFT @iamyourmehh @tpsyNFT @gugu_chama @dayduro @edanft0 @Seidl909 @AtqHunnid

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

WL Drop, dont be late 🙏 @Theoris9 @etienneeee @rocoploko @SenHill3 @Kaizoku_007 @Lily54528370 @RealCryptoNuke @lllIlllIIIllII @Gringo_loco1919 @thestopshort @KarenSm52021602 @maeyumi6 @ajeboooo @TTHC_LABS

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

@garbagefirends please give me wl

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Why are all my favorite songs the ones that make me cry? Missing you today, Mom. I'll be a better man than I've been, I'll make you proud.

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

I ate a lot of #cheese in the past 24 hrs, like half a pound of gruyere. So I guess that puts me on par with the rest of America #food #diet

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Poached egg, 1 c #greekyogurt, 1/4 c #craisins, 1/4 c #walnuts, 1/4 c #chia seeds + 1 c #tea. #health #food, 650 cal

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Today I woke up feeling like the goldfish that died inside your daddy's decorative disco shoes. But I still see my #potential for #greatness

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

I always take it for granted how much people DON'T know what they're talking about. I wanna give people the benefit of the doubt I really do

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

https://t.co/vYQiynf8XY
The guy @lordemusic is bangin is fkn #ugly. I oughta move to Hollywood and be a professional #celebrity banger #lmao

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

The more people I meet, the more I'm discovering they're really #lonely too. #Desperate to share their lives- and waiting for me to go first

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

"We just wanna have a good time" - I'm inconsiderate of your feelings since they shatter my delusions that people like me #BlondeLivesMatter

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Chop one crown #cauliflower
Drizzle w/ olive oil
Add red & black pepper, salt to taste
Bake at 425°F for 20-30 min.

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

@JoshShipp my career was biochemist. I switched to ChemE, but can't find job. My dream is to work as process engineer for the space industry

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

#ProTip - Nothing pisses people off faster than viciously #mocking their attempt to make amends with you. #ImThankfulFor #HappyThanksgiving

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

I've reached a threshold of #skinny that no matter what my hair looks like women still love it. Think of all the money I'll save on haircuts

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

I ran 3 miles today. Plus 2 hours of yoga and another hour of lifting weights. And I still can't sleep. #FML

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

Your horn isn't a magical device that forces other cars to stop. Use your horn in conjunction with your brakes to mitigate risk of car wreck

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

I won't cut you off, luxury sports car, but I won't let you pass either. I could let you pull up next to me so you see my shit-eating grin.

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

The moment a girl tells me GMOs destroy our bodies, I gotta shut my damn mouth and listen to those stupid face lips flap. #thestruggleisreal

[Omid Shiraz @glaukos]

"addition of de novo initiated telomeres (ADDIT)"
One thing about biochemists they're phenomenal at making acronyms
https://t.co/ynyUpnUf2y

[American Institute of Chemical Engineers (AIChE) @ChEnected]

New Enzyme Discovered for Sustaining Telomere Length https://t.co/d3X1qHCN8Z