Mihailo Joksimovic

Husband | Father | Speaker | Content creator | Mental Health Advocate | Senior Engineer @ Microsoft. Knows a few jokes here and there. Opinions are my own.

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

Here's a new Bitesized Engineering series -- (Windows) Containers for People in a Hurry :) It's a thread, due to Twitter's limitation on # of images.

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[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@vaske Ako te ne mrzi da podelis - zasto :) I ako zapravo imas predlog - GDE. U sustini ne planiramo mnogo da napustamo hotel (bar u ovom periodu) tako da nam je generalno bitno da sto vise sadrzaja ima unutar istog :D

BTW, Hvala!

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

Moze preporuka za letovanje kraj Avgusta/Septembar sa klincem od godinu ipo dana? Definitivno smo zainteresovani za neki all-inclusive plan, all inclusive u resortu.

Dvoumimo se izmedju Turske i Egipta.

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

Ja sam nesto vise za Egipat jer mi se uvek vise svidjao, ali me nekolicina ljudi ubedjuje da je Turska zanimljivija za decu ...

Iskustva iz prve (ili druge) ruke dobrodosla :)

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

I wrote a new piece. One in which I wanted to demystify not just the formal process, but also the part of all the anxieties, fears, "I'm stupid"'s and everything else that goes through one's head en route to Big Tech. https://t.co/4P6t6cRdXl

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

and yes, in these 15 months I've see LOTS OF FUCKIN' poo. And yes, I'm also at a stage where I'm totally fine NOT having to interact with any more poo, at least not in the diaper 😂

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

My wife and I are at a stage where we assign categories to each poo that our little guy produces.

So far we have:

- Gentlemena's poo
- "Cvrc" poo (not sure what proper English translation would be for almost non-existant pooo) and
- HOLY FUCK, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT THING

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@SvenMurtinson @Pedjijatar Iskreno da ti kazem - ni ja nisam znao. Mozda je i specificno za odredjene aerodrome, pojma nemam :) Obicno i ja letim samo sa rucnim prtljagom pa valjda nisam obracao paznju.

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@SvenMurtinson @Pedjijatar Da napomenem, mejl o pomeranju je stigao oko 4-5 ujutru, pa smo na osnovu toga planirali novo vreme odlaska na aerodrom ...

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@SvenMurtinson @Pedjijatar Pojma nisam imao da je check in vezan za originalno vreme, a ne za pomereno. Nekako su nam na "jedvite jade" dozvolili da cekiramo kofer na drugom salteru, ali lekcija naucena :)

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

I guess what I'm trying to say is, as someone smart said it before - having a baby is, objectively, pain in the bottom. But having a kid really does seem to be amazing fun! And yeah, I'm aware we're entering the toddler age but hell, I'm really loving it so far

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

You know, what I realized recently is that during the first 13 months of my son's life, I was really sleep-deprived and exhausted from having to carry him everywhere (or having to walk almost parallel to the floor trying to help him walk). It sucked.

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

Yes, @derclops, I have to admit that you were, indeed, right :D

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@buki_zvani_pera @airserbia Do Budimpeste :D Test-flight sa klincem :)) Mislim iskreno da im je do sajta nesto jer sam na jedvite jade uspeo preko Mobilne aplikacije da se checkiram. Ili bar mislim da jesam :D

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

Dragi @airserbia, iz nekog razloga ne mogu da se check-inujem online (greska okacena ispod). Pokusavamo od jutros i dobijamo istu gresku. Let je bukiran preko vas i preko call centra potvrdjeno da je rezervacija i sifra rezervacije OK.

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@milan_milanovic @airserbia Bas :))

[Sasa Popovic @SasaPopovicMSFT]

My #SQLBits2023 session on
data virtualization with
#AzureSQL #ManagedInstance
in available on youtube! :)

https://t.co/SVg6U2AJ4A

Free tip. Set the playback speed to 1.25x to optimize my delivery pace :)

#datavirtualization #Azure #SQLMI #SQL #SQLServer

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

@robertbasic Yeah. Sucks big time

[Mihailo Joksimovic @GlavniProgramer]

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