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don't follow me

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@bitchwife420 I got it from dairy queen. And I got a toxic rick too but my dog chewed it up 😭

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Bruh

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Putting a love spell on God

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Cancelled dinner plans to stay home and baby talk my cat

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I kinda want to try saving the world...

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Gas is so expensive and I live nearly an hour away...yeah I'm getting that back in blood idc

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Going to the mechanic for the 6th time this month for the same issue because they won't take me seriously...when I told the guy what I thought the problem was, but that I wasn't sure, he chuckled and said "women 🙄" like okie dokie I am now actively wishing death upon you

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And the only reason I keep going to the same place is because I bought new tires from them and the problem is with the tires and I need them to fix it for free ok once they do I am never going back in fact I'm gonna hex the business and dozens of jobs will be displaced

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Free readings are closed, but I'm still happy to do them. Lmk what you can afford and I'll work with you!

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Dm me for a free tarot reading. I've been told I'm so accurate that it's creepy .

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@MaxEmiya Yeah!

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I've been the young hot one in all of my relationships. It's my turn to be the creep.

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Dating younger men because they're easier to manipulate #womeninmaledominatedfields

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Putting chapstick on my eyelids

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@SuisizeMe 🥲 that is sweet

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Unblock me before I write a screenplay about you

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Unblock me so I can unleash a guilt trip upon you the likes of which this world has never seen

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As if things weren't bad enough the Korean BBQ restaurant in my town is permanently closing

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Going to my ex best friend's job which I found the location of through light cyber stalking to tell her to unblock me because we are quantum entangled...do you think she will be receptive to that?

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I just have to get blonde highlights, re-home my dogs, move cities, go back to college, learn Japanese, fold the laundry, open a new line of credit and go limited-contact with my parents and then I'll finally have my life together