Jim Watches Sports

Complaining about professional sports from the comfort of my couch

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

Nah these monsters need to be hiding from ME! I am Silent Hill..

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

It’s damning

https://t.co/TjZultRR8L

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“Counting or not counting 114 charges?”

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I won 2 Premier League titles with Man City.

I won 1 Premier League title with Liverpool.

Liverpool also finished second to Man City twice while I was a Red.

If those titles are stripped from Man City and given to Liverpool, I’ll have 3 Premier League titles with Liverpool and 0 with Man City.

So even with Man City's cheating, I am still a 3-time Premier League winner.

Result.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico]

Week 2 Fantasy Football Takeaways…

- Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the WR1 overall until further notice.

- Jonah Coleman is the top priority waiver add with Dobbins and Harvey questionable.

- Bhayshul Tuten is the clear Jaguars RB1. Chris Rodriguez can be dropped…

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[Jim Watches Sports @Gleam_Watching]

@imperfectfordre She actually murdered Mack Miller, glad I could correct that for you

[Jim Watches Sports @Gleam_Watching]

@priceacarter Fuck you pal

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

September 11, 2001 has been a very rough and busy day, so by popular request I’m making a single thread with the day’s highlights:

1. 8:46 AM: the world was shocked by a surprise crash at the World Trade Center, initially perceived to be a small plane but soon discovered to be a deliberate jet collision.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.”

Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”

[Jim Watches Sports @Gleam_Watching]

@StanCollymore Hanging by the neck until dead seems a fair punishment for everyone involved

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[The Busby Babe @TheBusbyBabe]

Hey @PabloTorre have you heard of a team called Manchester City?

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

WR Daejon Love doesn’t make 49ers final roster.

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[🫯 ً @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Deshaun Watson after hearing there's a trailer park in Ohio that only charges $140

[Hull City @HullCity]

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