Sam

William and Mary ‘24 | Temple U ‘27 | Go Sox | I watch baseball professionally

[Sam @GleasSammy]

@BaldBoyz4Life

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@Dunkintern Like Kane Parsons, he was once 20 years old

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@FoolishBB Average MLBPA Proposal: everyone gets a puppy

Average Owner Proposal: diarrhea forever

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Sox tonight?

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@Viggie_Smalls93 Literally just run him. Dont even change the law, he’s so good that no one will care

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@kuperhale @NYCMayor Fuck the big 3, it’s just The Big Z

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@tessiesbestie Campbell would suddenly play like 2013 World Series Ortiz

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@comicaccuracy I mean no, not when this exists

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@chi_urbanist @nikicaga Does that say 2013?

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@dontsippy Also, what is the problem with coalition building? Zohran should absolutely be fighting to get his allies elected

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@joeywhitc Some of yall are just allergic to growing political power

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@tessiesbestie Burnerverse is the strongest argument for ending internet anonymity

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@jayhaykid

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@aobrien2010 So based I almost liked a hate tweet

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@FenwayAttendee We have to do something about Canada

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@Nyanasaur @MattCostello00 His exit data is a little lower, but his swing decisions are 100x better

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@rockmeannadeus Wilyer loves PRIDE

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New rule, if Wilyer is in a slump have him play against Texas

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@Dunkintern *they don’t know it’s the surfside second inning on NESN*

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@RafaelaEnjoyer Im about to commit voter fraud the likes of which you’ve never seen