Jared Gleason

President JG Accounting & Financial Firm | Stetson University BBA Accounting ‘17 ΣΝ

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

My daughter just started saying dada, which I’m over the moon about. But the best part of it is, if you ask her to say mama, she still only says dada.

[Toledo Football @ToledoFB]

This is a preview of what it could be 👏

#TeamToledo

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

Will this dude ever shut his damn mouth? Probably not but one can wish.

[Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd]

Oatmeal is not a health food. It’s full of phytic acid that prevents the absorption of minerals in your body. It’s a bland, nutrient-poor breakfast.

Eat a steak. Some eggs. Yogurt with fruit and honey. Ditch the oatmeal…

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

Something about this seems like it’s probably treason.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

We need a national divorce.

We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government.

Everyone I talk to says this.

From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done.

[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

Frank Sinatra was a wild dude because he kicked it with almost exclusively murderers and drug addicts and then he would go on stage and sing “oh by gosh by golly”

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

@dworkdaddy31 @samhad33 Florida all the way.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

Even Mother Nature said FTP

[Justin Click @HeyYo_JClick]

A small pothole that was left alone for months just ate the entire Hinton WV Police Department? 😵‍💫🥴

And it’s still growing?

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

@GoodLuckChvck Dude balled out. If only he had an o line that could block for him.

[Jake Mey, PhD, RD @CakeNutrition]

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but eating more cholesterol doesn't increase your testosterone.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

But it’s not even an executive membership, so he’s not getting his 2% cash back.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

After doing taxes for years, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[Halberstam @parkavedegen]

Lower class: wife doesn’t work
Middle class: wife works
Upper middle class: wife doesn’t work
Upper class: wife runs a small business that loses $10k/month

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

If I go to jail, it’ll be for doing this.

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

this lady on tiktok shared that her daughter was getting bullied at school so she set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. the bully’s mum was rude so she beat up the mum and told the kid “i’ll beat up your mum every day until you stop touching my child.” 😭😭😭

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

If I go to jail, it’ll be for doing this.

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

this lady on tiktok shared that her daughter was getting bullied at school so she set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. the bully’s mum was rude so she beat up the mum and told the kid “i’ll beat up your mum every day until you stop touching my child.” 😭😭😭

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

@BackpackerFI 179 is *almost* irrelevant right now considering how high the bonus depreciation is, you can write off 100% in the first year.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

I’ve never seen a “tax planning” thread on any social media platform that was actually correct and helpful. Until now.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

@pnmr2022 @BackpackerFI @GallagherGarvan No sir! your personal assets will still be safe. Using form 2553, you can elect for the IRS to treat your LLC like a corporation. You still have your llc with your state and everything is essentially the same

[Flavortown @flavortown]

SO BASICALLY HE ROLLS OUT LOOKING FOR AMERICAS GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

The comments under this tweet are why I will be homeschooling my daughter. Damn shameful. Just admit you don’t care about kids and get out of that profession.

[Kylee @washedupteach]

My kindergartener brought a fruit and cheese tray type lunchable to school yesterday and asked his teacher to open it. Her response was, “If you can’t open it yourself, don’t bring it.”

Mam, he’s in kindergarten. I have trouble opening the dang lunchable and I’m 31 years old.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

While I agree with most of this tweet, the “under blue light” part is stupid, considering the sun is the biggest producer of blue light. Blue light during the day is healthy, the problem with blue light is at night because it blocks the body’s release of melatonin.

[Jared Gleason @GleasonJ_75]

Big yikes. What fucking pussies. Hardest part for me was seeing my wife in pain and not being able to help, but you know, complaining about a couch seems legit too.

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day