Caleb Turton

Don’t be sad

[Caleb Turton @Gleekturton]

Yeet?

[Caleb Turton @Gleekturton]

Imagine if teeth grew like fingernails and you had to clip them.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Baby Passed Around Like Freshly Packed Bowl https://t.co/qhjDwrR68W

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

People keep making a big deal out of pokimane - wait until they find out about MY secret boyfriend

[stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny]

100% of people who HAVE SEX eventually die. is that what you want?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

This is so on the nose it's surreal.

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

everything would have been fine if this came true

[The Cork Coypu @CorkCoypu]

God I love this country

[Poe's Law 🇷🇺 = Rebuild of Undead Scribe @undeadscribe]

SO THEY'RE ADMITTING THE ASSASSINS ARE A THING???

[fi 🦈 @fioblah]

six year old sister: a non-binary person is someone who isn’t a boy or a girl

seven year old cousin: like the grinch

[Heaven @HeavenSentMel]

Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department https://t.co/ZxtSGTU9cq

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Tucker Carlson suggests Sen. Tammy Duckworth, who lost her legs in Iraq, hates America https://t.co/RIUf9GRbIv

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil https://t.co/lv5lqhJ4oL

[Michael Sykes, II @MikeDSykes]

Fellas, is it gay to go to school?

[Kayla 💛 @kobcritic_]

BLM failed to consider

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The only way to start 4th of July

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Department Celebrates Fourth Of July By Using Fireworks For Crowd Control https://t.co/SG5QvxB2pa

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely https://t.co/BEGu7C6YDa

[The Onion @TheOnion]

South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer https://t.co/9lYXvyuQxF

[Caleb Turton @Gleekturton]

Finally some good news😌

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Flavortown, Ohio? Thousands want to rename Columbus to honor native son Guy Fieri https://t.co/BZM47hocEP