Glenn Hoddle Life

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Glenn Hoddle asks girls if they have BBM.

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Glenn Hoddle gets on trains before people get off it. #COLENG

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Glenn Hoddle pours milk before cereal. #COLENG

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Glenn Hoddle cuts his grass with nail clippers.

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Glenn Hoddle thinks Stormzy is a weather forecaster.

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Glenn Hoddle eats beans from the tin.

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Glenn Hoddle says “phwoar” every time Theresa May appears on his TV.

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Glenn Hoddle walks round town in a white vest.

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Glenn Hoddle washes his dishes in a washing machine. #IRASPA

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Glenn Hoddle doesn’t say thankyou to the bus driver. #IRASPA

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Glenn Hoddle licks batteries. #IRASPA

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Glenn Hoddle leaves his shopping trolley in the car park.

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Glenn Hoddle used shampoo after he dries his hair. #IRASPA

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Glenn Hoddle takes up two parking spaces.

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Glenn Hoddle presses the button to open the doors on trains 47 times.

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Glenn Hoddle sniffs cat food.

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Glenn Hoddle asks for the Jehovah’s Witnesses snapchat.

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Glenn Hoddle jumps when the train conductor shouts “tickets please”.

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Glenn Hoddle knocks on wood during the Oak Furniture land advert.

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Glenn Hoddle waves at fellow Renault Megane drivers.