George Carlin for President

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot What's wrong with your attitude that needs "fixing"? 😎

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot When I wake up, I always plan to be awesome.

But shit happens.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

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[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot I gto that link but I dindt opin it ethier, thannk dog.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

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[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Don't forget your ass, for always being behind you .... and your cock, for always standing up for you. 😏

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot This sounds like the same dumbfuck who's lack toes and taller ant. 😒

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Looks about right. 😏

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Does it count if you get to suck on a tit? 😜

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot But no fucks.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot This must be his second marriage. Looks like his divorce cost him an arm and -- nah, too easy. 😏

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Looks like a pretty hot relationship .... you might even say "iron-clad." 😏

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Yes, but I never know who it'll be. I just assume it's everyone, for various reasons ... and I'm usually right. 😒

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Dogs always get blamed for all the farts in the house, so this is only fair.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Isn't that always the way? On the upside, the more assholes you argue with, the more comebacks you have ready for the next asshole!

You should have quite a list by now. 😏

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot Where is all this "chicks with dicks" stuff coming from? Has this seriously become a problem in the dating world, or did someone just make this up and it took off? I have never personally encountered this issue.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot And a lot more men would be praying for premature ejaculation.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot And what's inside can make you act really stupid.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot It's the same way you can look at your watch four times and still not know what time it is.

[George Carlin for President @GlennJPanting]

@ClapTrapDepot I called a phone sex line once. The girl said, "Not tonight. I have an earache."