Glenn Jaques

Employment law solicitor at Flint Bishop solicitors in Sheffield. Into squash, footy, ⚽️ LUFC, music 🎧 travel 🧳 and stuff. Views my own.

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Commiserations to Enzo Fernandez, not quite managing to be the most loathsome person in the stadium last night

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FIFA to have 30 minute half time break in World Cup final, allowing viewers to watch all the first half action again, minus the hydration break, the Budweiser REhydration break, the Aramco DEhydration break and the RE-REhydration break sponsored by Pepsi

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If elected, Count Binface may face a parliamentary standards investigation after it’s revealed he often makes collections on the wrong day

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

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Father's Day was always a difficult time for Boris Johnson.
#FathersDay

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The Red Cross has advised people who want to remain cool in a heatwave to turn off their central heating. They’ve also advised against sawing your own leg off if you don’t want to fall over, and not lying down in front of a double-decker bus if you don’t want to die

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A duck wearing a Mexico kit. 🤣�

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Nigel Farage will attend a right-wing political conference hosted by Liz Truss, in a rare chance to appear next to the only British politician who makes him look sane

[LEEDS UNITED MAD 💯⚽ @LeedsUnited_MAD]

Goal of the season for me!

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A rare albino buffalo spotted in Bangladesh has been nicknamed 'Donald Trump'. Hoof-footed with wispy blonde hair and a brain the size of a walnut, the President has yet to comment

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A Reform Councillor who once had a swastika tattoo has been defended by his wife who says it relates to 'an interest in Buddhism in his youth', when presumably he was reincarnated as a Nazi

[Glenn Jaques @GlennJaques]

Not the best end to the season but at least we haven’t suffered West Ham’s fate! MOT 👍
@LUFC

[James Marshment @marshyleeds]

HUGE congrats to Daniel Farke and Leeds United for securing another season of PL football - and with a very impressive three games to spare!
43pts from 35 played exceeds the target first set and deservedly keeps #LUFC among the elite.
The aim now, to build and become even better

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#avfc this is class whoever made it

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The White House has been criticised for comparing Trump to a monarch, although lot of Americans do call him 'King Trump', just usually with a 'fuh' in front of it

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Scientists say the universe is likely to end sooner than expected in 19.5 billion years, which is roughly the time it'll take Arsenal fans to stop moaning about last night's penalty decision

[Glenn Jaques @GlennJaques]

Getting ready for the World Cup in Mexico City Airport ⚽️🏆👍

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸���🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

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After attempting to change the 'Gulf of Mexico' to the ‘Gulf of America', Donald Trump inspires another rebrand as 'Strait of Hormuz' increasingly starts to look like 'Shit Creek'

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Middle East latest: Iran claims it has 'new cards to play', as America continues to be hindered by having a pair of jokers