Glen Smith

Proud dad, Norwich fan, DOGS co-founder/golfer, singing best man

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

Sitting in a public enclosed space with a hacking cough has a whole new connotation nowadays. Go home you selfish prick 🤦🏻‍♂️🏡

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

Errrrr, what were England’s bowlers doing today?! #engnzl

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Neil Warnock always said he doesn't want applause or a minute's silence when he's gone.

"I want them to be chanting 'Warnock's a wanker' over and over again".

Last night - in what might be his final game - he got his wish...

https://t.co/ujgGcIBLOM

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

Just popped into a library and was surprised to find a can of WD40. It was in the non friction section 📚

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@stuartsawiseman Get your passport

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

⚡️Red wine has "flooded" the streets in the Portuguese municipality of Anadia after two tanks exploded at a local winery, radio station Rádio Renascença reported.

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

You simply do not save those ⚽️

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🤯🚀 Sandro Wolfinger with an absolutely insane strike for Liechtenstein in the EURO qualifiers!

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

“You’ve got to pay your tax but do it at the right time, you can be slow or fast but pay or you’ll get a fine” etc

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@AndyBurnhamGM A great use of VAR exposing an attacker ‘inciting contact’ and throwing himself in the floor. V lucky not to be booked. Well done VAR 👏🏼

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@Sports_Himanshu As the non-striker, don’t leave your crease and try to gain an unfair advantage if you don’t want to be run out. Not hard 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🏏

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@KylePorterCBS “Go on Sally.” (Sorry Sally 😔)

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@ThatsSoVillage We batted first and declared at 119-3 off 13 overs in a 25 over game to try to beat the rain.
They were 56-0 off 13 when the fatal downpour came.
We waited another 30 mins to abandon the match 🏏

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

Mark Wood @HeadingleyStad
7-100
40 off 16
Lad 🏏

[Yas Rana @Yas_Cricket]

Most Ashes sixes for England:

1. Stokes - 38
2. Pietersen - 24
3. Botham - 20
4. Broad - 17
5. Flintoff - 15
6. Stokes since Sunday - 14

#Ashes2023

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

The accuracy of this 🤯💯👏

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

If only they had the balls to show this stuff at the time there’s be no dispute. Rugby has it licked 👏🏼 . And they’re much thicker than us 😉

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

REVEALED! The audio of officials and VARs when a decision to award Newcastle a penalty against Arsenal was overturned 👀

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

I phoned @Edgbaston stadium with a query about some tickets this morning, and spoke to an actual customer service person, who actually helped me. Mind blown 👏🏼🤯

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

You should see Pep’s teams pressing.. 👀

[Jim G @dunfermlineboy]

Love it! #royalnavy #coronation

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

Good. They can’t even be arsed to post a fucking letter properly. Sums it up #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: A Labour candidate appears to steal a Tory leaflet out of someone’s postbox and then posts a Labour one

[Tommo @LUFC1992_v2]

In Scottish League Two, East Fife are 4th and Forfar are 5th.

They play each other next week.

If it finishes Forfar 5 East Fife 4 then Forfar will go 4th and East Fife will be 5th.

But if it’s Forfar 4 East Fife 5 then East Fife will remain 4th and Forfar will remain 5th.

[Glen Smith @Glentelli]

@DHucks6 VAR technology is brilliant. The incompetence and ineptitude of the users is appalling. How!? It’s there in front of them.