The Knoxville Flying Squirrels

The official Twitter account for the Flying Squirrels Knoxville Flag Football Team #glidewithus

[The Knoxville Flying Squirrels @GlidersKFFL]

we don’t care about anyone except ourselves.
#glidewithus

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GET UP SQIRREL NATION. IT'S GAME DAY IN KNOX VEGAS.
🆚 money line
⏱️ 2PM EST
🏟️ UT Rugby Fields (Karns)
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the stage is set. no backing down. #glidewithus

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Not our day today.
Bounce back next weekend.
Trust the process.
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GET UP SQUIRREL COUNTRY! IT’S GAMEDAY!!

🆚 Past Out Primetime
⏱️4:00 PM

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Good morning, Squirrel country.

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Not stepping of the gas. The marathon continues on Sunday.
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CHRIS "White Lightning" KARKI
Deep threat wide receiver that puts the "fly" in flying squirrel #glidewithus

[The Knoxville Flying Squirrels @GlidersKFFL]

ZACK "Mr. Clean" CORUM
Captain of the Flying Squirrels and an elite receiver in the slot
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Apparently there has been some chirping going on within the league about our squad. @CGlobetrotters1
keep that same energy and watch what happens. #glidewithusorcollidewithus

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BREAKING: We have signed
Nutrition Expert and the Paleo Diet Master himself, Sam Schulze. Welcome to the glider gang!
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BREAKING: We have signed Cooper
DeWalt as our Defensive Coordinator.
Welcome to K-Town!!
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📍Guatemala➡️Knoxville
Our offensive coordinator has touched down in Knoxville and is ready to glide.
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BREAKING: The Flying Squirrels have signed amateur masseuse Brodie Sparks to the practice squad. We look forward to seeing what Brodie can bring to this team.
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BREAKING: The Flying squirrels have made an innovative yet pivotal move, in signing Turf Analyst, Will Whitehead to a 10 year, 495 million dollar contract. Will hails from Linn County Oregon, the grass capital of the world.
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BREAKING: We have signed the Play Calla from Guatemala, John Greene as our Offensive Coordinator.
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We are nearing an agreement on contracts with both an Offensive and Defensive coordinator, and should have them on staff ready to go by morning. #glidewithus

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BREAKING: We have signed Special Teams Coordinator, Christian Stilwill to a four month contract. Let's get to work coach!
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BREAKING: We have signed Squirrel
White to no contract whatsoever. but love the idea of him being a hypothetical assistant coach.
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