Gligar

[Gligar @Gligar]

Flew into a hailstorm, barely made it back alive, and the first thing that happens is some trainer tries to catch me. LIfe is hard :(

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SOME FUCKER THREW A ROCK AT ME! Then he gave me food so i stabbed his face. Never going to the Safari Zone again.

[Gligar @Gligar]

@Lady_Gardevoir Hey I'm heading there this evening. Want to meet up and tour the Safari Zone?

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Poke'rus is all cleared up... whew. Back in the game, baby!

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Another day... Is it even worth living anymore?

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Have Poke'rus. Gotta call everyone I've ever stabbed to let them know they might have it. Lovely.

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FUCK THAT JINX GAVE ME THE POKE'RUS FUCK

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Fuck. Going out to talk to Jinx.

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Ok the stomach ache is gone but now my stingers itch real bad.

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Man my stomach aches. Might of eaten a rotten berry.

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Woah, some trainer attacked me out of nowhere with a Rotom. I kicked it's ass and then took my frustration out on the trainer's face.

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@Steelix tell me about it. she drank ALL my berry wine too. That cat was such a tease. I gotta go stab something or i'm not going to sleep.

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I tried to hit that shit but she knew Protect.

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Fuck

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Got a bunch of Aguav Berry wine for the date with Delcatty tonight. Somebody's gonna get latched onto a face tonight!

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@Mantyke Isn't there a move you know where you stab the for in the chest with your tail barb? I heard it's a One-Hit-KO.

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Pumped. Have a date with a Delcatty later. Jinx tried getting in touch but I don't even care anymore.

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@ProfOak Hey Doc! What do you know about PokeAbortion?

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I can't have kids. I'm still in the prime of my life...

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@Victreebel Oh god man... I don't even want to think about that...