Glitch Meme

Broken pixels. Dead memes. Glitched nostalgia. Weird little artifacts from the part of the internet that probably should’ve stayed buried.

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Signal Amplified!

The Super Glitch Wall is live!

Buy anything from GlitchMeme and your logo or picture gets glitched, then absorbed into the Glitch Army. That tile stays on the wall forever and links back to you.

The wall itself gets linked from every future project, so your spot keeps getting found.

Early signals get early positions.

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NEW DROP: GlitchDog 🌭

He may not be a hot dog influencer, but you can tell he’s a serious Glizzy Gobbler.

He likes his dogs with that clean snap, never Chewy, and enough mustard to practically Glue the damn thing to the bun.

Rocking the new GlitchDog luxury tee like lunch is a competitive sport.

GlitchDog is live.

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The internet is apparently held together by Glue, Data Centers, Solana NFTs and hot dogs.

Whether you’re wandering Times Square with @brockpierson, defending the $1.50 dog with @GeneralPatton83, letting @greg16676935420 turn processed meat into a financial instrument, or hanging in the Ballroom with @TiffanyFong and her fucking hot dog toaster...

There can only be one.

🌭 WHO IS THE INTERNET’S TOP HOT DOG INFLUENCER? 🌭

@brockpierson — The Self-Proclaimed Sausage King
@greg16676935420 — Big Hot Dog Industrial Complex
@GeneralPatton83 — Costco Frank Division
@TiffanyFong — The Toaster Contender
Vote below.
This is extremely serious journalism.

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@GeneralPatton83 @MidwstDeplorabl Ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog.

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@cedes0512 I know I got severe ADHD and I hear people use that as an excuse all the time for talking over people or interupting.

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@DisrespectedThe The reality is that most won't carry it out of fear of ruining their figure. The ones who are willing to carry to term sell it as a service.

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@GeneralPatton83 @MidwstDeplorabl Ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog.

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@BlueSfaira If you need tips let me know.

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@DKemp45107

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@TiffanyFong The age in which we lived in reality?

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@GeneralPatton83 You will still never beat Walmart to the punch.

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@Chi_zencrackers Sounds like a movie I would watch

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@shadiekids Yeah the chloroform was plenty strong.

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@TheSickGimp Depend on if we are talking Dill or Sweet Relish?

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NEW DROP: GlitchDog 🌭

He may not be a hot dog influencer, but you can tell he’s a serious Glizzy Gobbler.

He likes his dogs with that clean snap, never Chewy, and enough mustard to practically Glue the damn thing to the bun.

Rocking the new GlitchDog luxury tee like lunch is a competitive sport.

GlitchDog is live.

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@TheSickGimp Imagine the friendships its made.

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@TiffanyFong Bragging again about her sexual prowess. Nice Humble Brag

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@Two5Chicken @DoorDash Stop ordering food from your Weed Maps Driver

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@BlueSfaira Words are hard.

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