Jessica Lemmons

Copywriter and content coach who is real good at words and stuff. She/her.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

Doing my weekly grocery pick-up and I’m low key pissed at the truck that just parked between me and the car with the puppy who was about to be my best friend.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@amandanat I very rarely pop in, but it's usually only to corroborate a source.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@chimammeje I'm never on here anymore, but I just saw this! Sending you so much love, and fervent hopes for a smooth recovery. You deserve all of the lovely things, friend.

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@agracefulgrin You’ve been on my mind, friend. Being a caretaker and/or advocate is a full time job with no paycheck.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

Cool, what’s our maternal mortality rate again?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas will always be a pro-life state.

Proud of our efforts to protect the unborn & support families:

✅ Historic funding for Thriving Texas Families, previously Alternatives to Abortion
✅ 12 mo. Medicaid coverage for new moms
✅ Eliminated taxes on products for women & babies

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

“Come on in, y’all! The water’s boozy.” - the fruit flies in my wine glass

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

If I calmly put the baby down and walk away, he freaks out and cries.

If I cackle as put him down and run away still laughing like some sort of hobgoblin, he thinks it’s hilarious.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@CarissasNewLife Wasp spray.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

The government won’t even give everyone paid paternity leave. What the hell are you talking about?

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@agracefulgrin I’ve been thinking of you and your momma. I’m holding room for you both❤️

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

“Reality is dumb.” - Eli (age 9)

[Indivisible Michigan @IndivisibleMich]

What century is this?

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

@ambernoelle I will not.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

Dammit.

Zelda (4 yrs) just self-corrected, and now Old MacDonald has a farm instead of a dog named B-I-N-G-O.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Fanboying a murderous dictator while misspelling his name is very on-brand for him.

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

Pray for my children please?

There’s nothing wrong with them, they just wait until I’m hangry to play 20 questions, and I might eat one of them.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Jessica Lemmons @GlitterAndBe]

It’s giving diet culture.

You aren’t on this planet to log into work, lose weight, and die.

If hard pants no longer fit your lifestyle, ditch the pants, not the snacks.

[DianaKelly @dianakelly]

I've been WFH for 10 years. One of my low-key BEST pieces of advice has nothing to do with productivity:
Wear bottoms with a button at least once a week. You'll know whether those WFH snacks/lack of exercise are catching up to you. Here, more tips for wfh freelancers:🧵