Jensen spent years preaching “accelerated computing.” Turns out he was also pioneering parallel processing in his personal life: one admitted affair, a reported second with a direct report, and a multi-trillion-dollar company, all running at the same time. The board is now looking to terminate the process.
CUDA was supposed to mean Compute Unified Device Architecture.
Some people are now reading it as “Can’t Underestimate Dedicated Affairs.”
Two of them, at least according to the Times.
NVIDIA’s Healthcare VP was apparently also running a very specialized wellness program for the CEO. Who needs external consultants when your own org chart already includes on-site affection during GTC?