Night monkey booze

There was a hole here. He’s gone now

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

Nothing quite like the atmosphere

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election.

He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued.

{satire}

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@AshenOne Bloodborne wouldn't need a remaster if Fromsoftware could get a steady framerate

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

She is all of us.

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@MsKyliePowers Depends, are you mental or not?

[Ben Habib @benhabib6]

I am incessantly asked about @_AdvanceUK policies. These are being worked on by our College at the moment and will be ready in due course.

However, so that people are clear on the direction of travel Advance would take, here are a few snippets:

Repeal very nearly all laws put on our statute books since Blair was PM, including but not limited to the Human Rights Act; the Equality Act; the Climate Change Act. Remove the ECHR (from all of the UK) and Exit the UNHCR. Ditch DEI, Net Zero and the Windsor Framework.

Having returned power to Parliament, enforce our borders: dinghies would be stopped in the Channel. All illegal migrants in the UK and those that overstay visas would be detained and deported to the maximum extent possible. Any of their home countries refusing to cooperate would be sanctioned.

End Indefinite Leave to Remain and cease granting British citizenship. Anyone granted ILR under this Labour government will have it revoked, reversing the Boris wave.

End benefits for all foreigners.

Slash taxes on the working and middle classes. Make it pay to work.

Slash benefits for people who can but do not work.

Establish tax policies which favour families and responsibly having children - Bonk for Britain: a tax allowance for marriage, a tax allowance for each child and a tax allowance if a spouse stays at home to care for children. Cancel child benefits, which would be replaced by the above.

Remove the state from our families. Cease the indoctrination of our children at school.

Return our freedoms and freedom of speech.

Cancel Digital ID.

Stop the policing of tweets and have zero tolerance to real crime - there is no such thing as petty crime.

That is just for starters!

[Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy @GOTGTheGame]

Four years ago, we released Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy! What are your favorite memories from the game?

Currently on sale at 85% off on the PlayStation Store: https://t.co/WK5gibovWU

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@ChrisRGun In Doom, there is only sprint. No run, just sprint

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@Naughty_Dog YAY!! FUNGAL GROWTH!!!

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@Jock4twenty @insomniacgames @PlayStation @MarvelGames That is very good. You should be quite proud of that one

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@SlashLP89 Blood omen 2 is on sale too. That completes the set i believe. So far...

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@SlashLP89 What?

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@piersmorgan By saying Tommy lied, you're saying the teachers lied too?

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@PuppiesIover Dave. Oh, you mean the dog

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@NoContextBrits Tiger uppercutting that fucker back to space

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@crazkittensmile @VideoArtGame Such a cool enemy, they fill my heart with dread every time

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Les Ferdinand chatting absolutely shite.

I have not seen one “Black TV presenter.”

Wait until the end…🤣🤣🤣

[KONAMI UK @KONAMIUK]

The Fear Of Blood Tends To Create Fear For The Flesh...

#SILENTHILL

[Night monkey booze @GlobalMegaDude]

@TRobinsonNewEra @IainDale Dude can't even spell Ian correctly