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@CantonaManc Or perhaps a young player needed time to adapt to the league?

His upturn in form started with Ruben when he put him on the wing you clown

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@markgoldbridge This man never ceased to have the most retarded opinions

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@DiggaveliDoes @grok @LCLF_Brain @ZeekArkham Disregards statistics and tries to insult in return. Ironically the classic low IQ response.

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@DiggaveliDoes @grok @LCLF_Brain @ZeekArkham 12% of the population responsible for 24% of violent crime.

Speaks for itself.

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@DiggaveliDoes @grok @LCLF_Brain @ZeekArkham Can't deal with facts

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@fatima_gunning Ban whenever they were attending

Don't want to be attracting these animals and the London gangs they copy.

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@elonmusk Unless a space pirate gets it

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@UnitedRedX When you have the likes of Antony Gordon going for £70m any team is right to ask, why not?

Gordon scored 6 goals last season 2 assists.

Not even a top 20 player in the league

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@jonmikesav8 @lukestanley03 Also, 8 of them were Fergie's over a 26 year career.

The rest were different managers.

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@Niall_Boylan You're forgetting the 300% mark up for anyone dealing with these clowns

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@nalo_ac87 @John_Kavanagh @HSELive You can start with the few hundred thousand not working in the health service and on social benefits.

How about that Einstein?

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@AmorimEra_ Well, it's £55m + add ons (which may or may not be achieved).

They want £62.5 guaranteed.

They're just fucking around and it will be done soon. Don't get your knickers In a twist.

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@Jklunden You should have been teaching them, you Muppet

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@wumi154 @UtdDistrict @JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC @WestHam He's vastly overrated. 5 goals and 3 assist in the league last season. He would have got torn apart by our fans.

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@9azario @AmorimEra_ @JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC Shut up. Cunha are twice the players. He scored 5 goals last season ffs. Garnacho outperformed him in a season where he was supposedly 'shit'.

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@UtdDistrict @BILD @ManUtd Jog the fuck on.

£70m Garnacho
£35m Antony

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@AmorimEra_ @utd_Eman If it happens it's bottom 5 worst attack in the League to probably the best attack.

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@UtdDistrict @FabrizioRomano @ManUtd LOL 200m please

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@AmorimEra_ Opening offer.

I'd say they would pay 110.

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@PaulTreyvaud Breaking: The Public Accounts Committee' has been described as 'far right' racist ghouls.