Universal Army

🎶everybody want to rule the world🎶
This is a parody account of multiple sentient vehicles

#parodytwt #ptwt

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

welcome to this hellhole of fanatical and mentally unstable vehicles.

* this account is meant for fun and not to stirr up political drama *

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

"AT YOUR ORDERS, SIR!" - M1 ABRAMS

[Girlfriend! @GFSpeakers]

Hello Twitter! Someone told me you wanted a dose of freedom!

[The United States of America joins Parody Twitter!]

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

@Felipe_TDSrbx "Can confirm we are besties" - M1 abrams

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@medkitbag "Thank you!.. i think.."

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"Oh...." - A-10

[Dr. Xenon (growing anti-villain arc) @medkitbag]

"....No...."

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@medkitbag "Oh... well.. in this case... im sorry!"

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@medkitbag "Well you see, You got mad at me first when i was trying to apologize" - A-10

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"Congrats, you just fucked all of us, warthog." - F-22

"Go easy on him, you know what he saw in iraq." - F-35

"...." - A-10

[Dr. Xenon (growing anti-villain arc) @medkitbag]

@Globalarmy1293 "you made me open the eyes ...
What i had
What i received...
and now...
As i said ...
You shall be proud to create a Monster
You thought i would let you
Mock ME?!
I had enough... And you Will have to assist Commander ... I know he Will... Develop depression..."

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

"What have i done...." - A-10

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"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU ARE THREATNING ME? I WILL FUCKING STRAFE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU ARE A RED MIST YOU FUCKING WHO-" A-10

"Excuse my friend here miss, he has anger issues.... anyways, i believe we can resolve this without involving termites.." - F-35

[Dr. Xenon (growing anti-villain arc) @medkitbag]

" the first one... That would be stupid... Its not fun and i would lose a lot of resources....
2 well....in that case i have to get a thermite charge to use for you... Dont you think?~"

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

@medkitbag "Hes just that bad with women yk" - challenger 2

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"Watch me pull her up." - M1 abrams

"Dude last time you got close to a woman was when you had to shot a T-72 squad." Challenger 2

"Shut up." - M1 abrams

[Dr. Xenon (growing anti-villain arc) @medkitbag]

"uhmm yeah my x tank IS single....
I guess you can go and try? I wont mess with ya
Good luuuuck~"

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

@NATO_RPacc "They were iraqi formations in 2003" - m1 abrams

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@NATO_RPacc "Big guy abrams here is into a X-tank of the Xenoforce" - challenger 2

"I will fucking destroy you." - abrams

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@NATO_RPacc "...nothing."

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@NATO_RPacc "I will, dont worry!" - F22

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"Oh a friendly, sorry for the misunderstanding. The air control probbaly didnt update my radar to include your numbers." - F-22

[NATO (fighting on Croatia) @NATO_RPacc]

This 265th Air Squadron of United States Navy we are conducting air patrol nothing more than that

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

*[reader] would be doing a flight on a undisclosed location (machine or plane of your choice) until F-22 ripped the skies besides them*

"You are in restricted airspace, identify yourself now, failure in complying will result in a very bad afternoon for you." - F-22 Raptor

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"You know.. thats fair." - USS Ohio

[NATO (fighting on Croatia) @NATO_RPacc]

Scanning the Ocean in case some submarines show up we do not want to lose a ship

[Universal Army @Globalarmy1293]

@KupieNogi27943 @Uki_Williams71 //i was gonna talk about korea but honestly it was mostly USA's work

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@TILALLAREONE07 //thanks