Glockenspiel Dreams

Surrounded by good friends dressed in spats and cummerbunds. Horns, clap, clap, clap, are UP!

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Lisa left Band Council angry because Trent told a Flute Choir joke. Mr. Farnsworth only chuckled and said the world needs more Flute Choir jokes.

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Sad to hear about the death of David Crosby. I just loved that classic version of White Christmas.

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Jason says if you squint your eyes hard enough, the Glockenspiel looks a lot like a woman’s behind. Just with lots more teeth.
I think he had a little too much THC.

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Nefarious Bot? Oh, you mean the walk-on Trojan tight end from George Washington Carver HS? Yeah, he’s a threat, all right.

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So, I’ve been in COVID lockdown for two years. Is it safe to come out, yet? I did bleach my Bach 12C trombone mouthpiece.

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For New Years, Johnson’s talking about starting on the Patch. He doesn’t smoke, he just it would be cool to tell everyone in Trombone Rank he was starting on the Patch.

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Farnsworth hurt his back so we helped take down his Xmas decorations. With its last breath, his long-serving Christmas tree shat itself all the way to the trash can.

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@badbanana Deliveries to the rear.

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Jenny thinks contra-bass clarinetists have the best odds to avoid Covid-19 because they’re least likely to be touched by another human.

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Jenny: My part says, “swing.” How do you swing a flute?
Mr. Farnsworth: Usually, counterclockwise.

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The mayor tells us we should try to avoid large assemblies for awhile so we decided to go to Flute Choir concert tonight.

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Brent is big on custom USA Fender guitars. Rossi she’d rather get hers from France, especially a Le Paul.

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Standard tempo for a march is 120 bpm. The same for the song, “Don’t Stop Believing.” Coincidence? I didn’t think so, either.

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We heard ‘Generous Severence” and thought Coach Prescott was getting axed, but really he was bragging Genarius Sefrants, the new transfer safety from Central.

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Evidently the PTA fielded lots of complaints about the name of Mrs Barnes new show choir, “Vocal Matter.”

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Farnsworth told us in Leadership Council that guys over 55 can’t be delivery men for the giant water bottle service. They’d have to go to the bathroom all the time.

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We thought Jax’s interest in Marching Band was out of a love of the Arts, but really, he just digs wearing white shoes.

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Farnsworth told us his Gastrointestinal Doc credited success in medical school to playing trombone in HS Marching Band. Marti said it was probably a sackbut. Jenny didn’t get the joke.

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Mr Farnsworth dreamt he was waking up from his post colonoscopy recovery to the sound of ‘The Horse’ played on ancient instruments but it was really just gas.

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Mrs. Farnsworth said her husband was 15 minutes of bass trumpet choir after his colonoscopy. Someone in band asked why he’d bring an instrument there?