Gloride

DreamChaser/economist/cinematographer/wizkidfc. Never rush greatness

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Most twitter jokes will fly over your head if you’re not educated.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Video of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa metting with leaders of anti-immigration group Phakelumthakathi & Ngizwe Mchunu ahead of unofficial June 30th deadline for foreign migrants to leave South Africa. 🇿🇦

[Muna @Munalozy]

Life is already hard 💔 please choose someone who chooses you, not just in words, but in actions. Someone who's there for you, stays consistent, and makes you feel wanted, not just when they feel like it, but every day. ❤

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will provoke you for days, then act traumatised by the tone you used after breaking point.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

There's the insane belief you'll have in yourself, that as you are going through your hard times - you'd be taking pictures and videos.

Because e too sure for you say, one day everything go blend.

[23 @23uno_]

the funniest thing be say dem no de rush bounce back, you gats calm down suffer repercussions first.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I clocked something..

Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light.

Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it.
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But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty..

It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her”

Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”.

+ When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family”

When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family)

These are the issues…

Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.

[YUA @creative_yua]

One man recently divorced his wife after overhearing a conversation between her and the children.

This man juggled two jobs and barely spent on himself, just so the money could be enough for the kids' school fees and bills.

Whenever the children asked him for anything, his reply was always: "Go and meet your mum."

He wanted them to see her as someone who provided too. He kept giving his wife money, and sending the kids to her for most things.

Over time, the children started believing their mother was the one taking care of everything financially.

One day, he overheard her telling the children that she had been the one paying their school fees and handling all the bills. She specifically told them, "He doesn't contribute."

One of the children even said, "We know."

The man stood at the door and said nothing.
By the end of the week, he had packed his wife's things and sent her back to her family.

Later, she started saying he misunderstood her. Her family also said his reaction was too harsh.

The man didn't argue with anyone.

He simply enrolled the children in boarding school and moved on with his life.

[Gloride @Gloride5]

@asquareeeeee Ahhhh!😭

[Gloride @Gloride5]

@the_smallie This guy no sabi ball 😂

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

France played to Mbappe strength, Norway played to Haaland’s Strength, Argentina played for Messi. But you see Ronaldo, his teammates hate him more than rivals do.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You just made your first $1M. Your brain immediately jumps to the bigger house, the nicer car, that business idea you’ve been itching to execute.

Resist all of it, that instinct is exactly why most people who come into money are broke again within a few years.

The move nobody teaches you: do nothing.
Let it sit. Don’t deploy it, don’t try to flip it, don’t show it off. Park it somewhere safe that pays you while you think. Lock it into a 2–3 month yield-bearing instrument e.g T-bills, low-risk positions, safe and battle-tested protocols.

You’re not trying to get rich off it; you’re already there. You’re buying yourself time to think clearly and getting paid to do it.

Run the numbers. $1M at just 5% APR:
→ $50,000 a year → $4,167 a month → $137 a day

Every day you wake up, $137 landed in your account. You didn’t touch your principal. You didn’t lift a finger, and if that 5% compounds daily, you’re closer to $51,200 a year, the money starts making money on the money.

So before you spend a single dollar or naira, ask yourself one question: can this purchase pay for itself from the interest alone? If yes, you’ve earned it. If no, you’re eating your seed.

Anyone can GET money. Keeping it is a different skill entirely and it starts with the discipline to sit still while everyone expects you to splurge.

Sometimes parking it and letting it pay you is the best play ever. This is from experience, don’t joke with your once-in-a-lifetime SEED when it comes your way.

[Gloride @Gloride5]

@Kingsurchman101 Which one be the heart of the mother ? Wetin do the mother heart ?

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

If Prayer has ever worked for you, please retweet.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The last time I was in Lagos I paid to enter a beach in Lekki.

Not a resort. Not a water park. A beach.

Sand. Water. A coastline that existed long before any of us were born.

Someone bought it. Fenced it. Put a gate on it. Now you pay to touch the ocean.

What kind of government sells its people access to nature?

Happy Democracy Day. 🇳🇬

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized

In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia

Live long enough

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

[MR M$NEY @asakemusik]

è gbe Olorun Tobi