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[KING 5 Sports @KING5Sports]

"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility."

- @TeamUSA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If you're at 26, you're only in season 1 of Friends and How i met your mother

You're not late, your life is just beginning

[adam @GloryBoy402]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #EmmettJohnson

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Sorry if I don’t reach out anymore. I’m fighting for my life, second guessing my career path, debating my life choices, scrolling through social media, and sleeping whenever I get free time just to escape reality.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Adulthood is wild. One day I'm transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I'm transferring it out to save myself.

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

U let them shenan once they’ll shenanigan

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how july is going to feel

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This after swimming used to hit so hard back in the day...

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals