Jordan Glover

Paramedic / Rescue Technician

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Today, I flew my enormous private jet - which costs $35,000/hour to operate - to Ukraine.

As soon as I landed, I signed a deal committing $3-billion taxpayer dollars to fund this war.

I realize Canadians are living in tents and can't afford food, and I don't care one bit.

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Black history is Canadian history.

This #BlackHistoryMonth we celebrate the achievements of black Canadians, and we remember all the ways I've mocked them.

I've attached some pro tips below, so you can dress up in blackface and insult the black community just like me.

[Glenda M 🍎 @McfarlaneGlenda]

Justin Trudeau has never hid his distain for the independent media particularly Rebel News. After the video that went viral yesterday it’s become abundantly clear now worldwide.

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

"The pattern of harassment of journalists is incredibly alarming and completely unacceptable. This type of behaviour has no place in our society. No journalist should ever be threatened for doing their job."

— @JustinTrudeau

[Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud]

Coffee for threatening, pro-Hamas protesters illegally blockading a bridge in a Jewish neighbourhood.

Violent arrest for a journalist trying to ask Freeland a question.

Do you recognize this Canada?

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

Danielle Smith said there must be an “immediate change in the Environment Minister."
Steven Guilbeault must be fired, according to the Alberta Premier. https://t.co/8L1z8WAwdS

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

The two private jets I flew to Jamaica burn 990L of fuel per hour. For a five hour flight each way the total fuel used was 19,800L.

The average house in Atlantic Canada uses 3,000L of home heating oil per year.

The carbon footprint of my vacation could heat a home for 7 years.

[Jason James @jasonjamesbnn]

The Great White Money Pit: Canada is the New Venezuela

Billions of dollars dissolved in a vat of bureaucratic acid.

Billions.

Six hundred billion in public spending unaccounted for. Hundreds of millions paid to contractors who don't exist. Tens of millions paid to subcontractors for work on a surveillance app who delivered nothing. Millions spent on lavish trips for Liberal ministers; private jets, limousines, luxury hotel suites; all of the spoils one could expect as an elected member of parliament in a declining second tier first world country. Hundreds of thousands in pandemic relief funneled into private businesses owned by Liberal ministers who just so happened to chair the very committees tasked with dispersing the cash.

Conservatives call it a “green slush fund”- but that would imply there’s a reserve of capital available for bribery and other nefarious deeds. I prefer to call it the Liberal sludge fund since it’s closer to the truth: a plundering of tax dollars intended to keep our country’s wheels spinning siphoned off and laundered into the unknown.

It seems the neomarxist idealogues in our federal government have transformed into an oligarchy. Who could have predicted a metamorphosis of such magnitude? If history serves as an example, then the wildly successful Soviet Union and pristine virtue of Mao’s China should indicate the overwhelming benefits of socioeconomic equity for the poor and middle classes. It’s not as if nearly one hundred million people starved to death- often resorting to cannibalism as a means of survival- while Party officials and despots indulged in lifestyles that dwarfed long established aristocracies. No, if the communist dictatorships of old are remembered for anything, it’s the prosperous utopias they created in dedication to the tenets of diversity, equity and inclusion.

Venezuela collapsed under the weight of its own corruption. Devoted leftists will argue the country buckled as a result of US sanctions, but the foundational rot spread clear across their nationalized industries years before sanctions could have any meaningful impact. For a country built on top of the largest known oil reserves on earth, sanctions should have never been an issue, and financial aid should have never been a necessity.

Looking back on Hugo Chavez’ reign, he appears as a cartoonishly stupid figure droning on for hours in his daisy chained television broadcasts. He was better suited as a public access cable host than a socialist dictator, and bore a striking resemblance to the wacky Emilio Molina Vargas in Woody Allen’s parody film, Bananas. He wasn’t a ruthless tyrant belonging to the same lineage as Pinochet or Pol Pot, rather, he was a hapless buffoon who had zero understanding of the numerous financial machinations that underlied his own government, and was a socialist only in the sense that it was the easiest economic system to apply with its one size fits all solution to virtually every problem. Perhaps he was idealistic at heart, truly believing in socialism’s ability to raise his people out of poverty through a form of wealth redistribution that would parlay the profits of their booming oil industry into a worker’s paradise, but if he was truly an idealist, then he was idealistic to a point of being perilously naive.

Billions were stolen from the treasury and moved offshore. Chavez himself would often dip his hand into the pot whenever he desired. Land expropriation was widespread- a practice Chavez would engage in spontaneously, and at times in locations that didn’t make any sense. Scenes of jewelry store owners escaping through backdoors with their inventory were common. If Chavez or any members of his entourage were to enter a business, they were free to take anything that caught their eye, which usually culminated in an emptying of shelves and a seizure of the storefront itself- to be converted into a shop “for the people”.

Meanwhile, Venezuela’s industrial infrastructure was falling apart. Oil refineries were planned but never developed, and the few that were constructed were either abandoned half-finished or were so poorly built they were a serious safety hazard to be anywhere near- let alone inside of. Cash for these projects had to pass through so many hands, and corruption was so rampant, that by the time it landed at the intended destination the total amount was a tiny fraction of what had originally been allocated- if it arrived at all.

It wasn’t long before their boundless banditry reared its ugly head and inflation began to sink in. The Venezuelan government developed a habit for printing bolivars to cover for the missing billions, thus massively devaluing their currency in the process. Chavez responded by nationalizing much of the food supply, claiming it was the “greedy grocers'' who were to blame for the skyrocketing costs. He also introduced price controls, which resulted in sweeping shortages since the cost of production and transportation exceeded the sale price for most products.

The Venezuelan economy teetered on the edge of implosion for years, and finally disintegrated when hyperinflation hit and threw the entire country into chaos.

In Canada the Trudeau government spent much of the pandemic printing dollars in the same fashion as Chavez with his bolivars. We don’t know where most of that money went because the federal Liberals have refused an audit. And much like Chavez, Trudeau recently introduced price controls on food products because, according to him, inflation isn’t to blame for the ever-increasing costs, but once again, the imbalance rests solely at the feet of our greedy grocers.

We’ve reached the end of our money printing capabilities, that much we know for sure, and now Canadian citizens have to pay the tab for mountains of cash that evaporated into an authoritarian mist which still hangs over us in the post-Covid fallout. Carbon taxes- that is, a tax on the act of living itself- continue to intensify, flooding our treasury with hard earned middle class blood money, and as an additional supplemental feeder to the federal coffers, the Trudeau Liberals have introduced a second Canada Pension Plan because if overpaying into one system that will hold you in crushing poverty at the end of your life wasn’t good enough, why not pay into a second?

Recently we’ve seen a number of house committee hearings which have revealed some of the magic behind the monetary vanishing act. In Alberta, Premier Danielle Smith has begun moving toward a withdrawal from the CPP, which whether intended or not, would pull back the curtain and expose what many of us have long suspected: the money Canadians have paid into this system no longer physically exists. In Saskatchewan, Premier Scott Moe has refused to collect carbon taxes on the federal government’s behalf, and in turn has prompted our finance minister, Chrystia Freeland, to bizarrely threaten him with imprisonment. Furthermore, questions have been raised about where the carbon taxes are actually going since Canada has signed onto a new pandemic accord sponsored by the World Economic Forum and governed by the unelected World Health Organization; an agreement that is essentially a binding contract which includes a form of tax payments from all member nations. We’ve also learned that the CPP investment management organization has partnered with the World Economic Forum to manage their portfolio. Why this partnership exists, nobody knows, but I would imagine Danielle Smith has somewhat of an idea and that suspicion is a driving factor behind her motivation to remove Alberta from the program.

Where Canada differs from Venezuela, however, is in the acute awareness of our own transgressions. Justin Trudeau isn’t Hugo Chavez. The Liberal/NDP coalition aren’t a ragtag band of militants and back alley hustlers. Our collapse has been carefully crafted as a means of bringing the population to its knees. It’s only through desperation that the Canadian public will accept digital ID’s, a universal basic income distributed via central bank digital currency, and an adjoining social credit system. If Canadians have a choice between freedom or slavery, most of us will choose freedom despite the dangers and uncertainties involved. The goal is to remove that choice and present only one option: total technological captivity as an alternative to death.

We’ve become Venezuela by design.

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Grocery stores are getting a wake up call - my Government is freezing prices on food and merchandise.

Price fixing works well, especially when my carbon tax is driving costs up and grocery chains will be forced to lay off staff.

I don't understand economics, and it shows.

[Eva Chipiuk, BSc, LLB, LLM @echipiuk]

The utter hypocrisy of PMJT and the current federal government summarized in one paragraph:

“But a government cannot claim to care about the vulnerable or about freedom while freezing bank accounts that made it harder for some families to buy groceries or make car payments,  as Trudeau’s government did. Nor can the government claim to care about the vulnerable or freedom, while trying to regulate speech on the internet, which could conveniently help to stifle criticism of the government.”

#Canada deserves better.

https://t.co/Ga5SlpVrUc

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

I've just given a speech about the nazi my Government invited into Parliament.

I apologized on behalf of Canada, for the damage that this Russian propaganda has done to the 2SLGBTQQIA+ community.

I won't apologize for my own role in this, of course.

I am the King of Canada.

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Update: The Polish Government is seeking extradition of the 98-year-old nazi I honoured in Parliament last week.

So for those keeping score, in the past month I've infuriated India, Muslims, Russia, and now Poland.

Literally, everything I touch turns to shit.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Why not shuffle out the minister who gave us double the housing costs, higher taxes and more crime—his name is Justin Trudeau.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau ranked "Most Hated" PM in Canadian history. STORY: https://t.co/StrrzMuso1

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

One thing I have sympathy for when it comes to oilers fans is the fact that they have a team with 2 world class players going head to head against Gary Bettman. Gary does not want the cup in Canada, and he’s doing a hell of a job keeping it out. McDavid seems like the only hope right now. It’s like when Voldemort is just running shit at Hogwarts and Harry is the chosen one that said fuck this guy that slayed my parents I’m gonna fuck this dude up. It wasn’t just about Harry vs. Voldemort though. It was Harry versus evil. Harry versus an entity that has never been defeated. This is exactly what mcdavid is going through with Gary betman. He’s not just playing for the oilers. He’s playing for all of Canada.

[Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton]

"The prime minister has put on blackface so many times.... He literally put a banana in his pants. And you have the audacity to stand and look at me, as a black woman, and ask about my meeting with another member of the European parliament."

@LeslynLewis is spitting fire today.

[Larry Brock @LarryBrockMP]

I've asked RCMP Commissioner Lucki a number of important questions on different topics on two occasions. She answered most of them but… can we trust her after the recent report cited in this clip? #cdnpoli

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

WE'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE: Trudeau says he placed 'no undue influence or pressure' on RCMP commish ... which is what he said about SNC-Lavalin scandal https://t.co/kmdJ1I00NQ Via @brianlilley #cdnpoli

[Jody Wilson-Raybould (JWR), PC, OBC, KC 王州迪 @Puglaas]

“I am still mad at myself for that—for being convinced, at one point in time, that the prime minister was an honest and good person, when, in truth, he would so casually lie to the public and then think he could get away with it.”

~Indian In The Cabinet, p. 229-30.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

Someone dial 911 because Pierre Poilievre just killed Jean Charest's career in front of the entire country.