Glovey Chronicles

One 🐶's thoughts on life. ❤️: my morning walks, 😴, people food, barking, my red chair. Dislikes: Usually my family.

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I am more than a pretty face. I am a deep thinker, a faithful friend, a righteous pup & foe of fascism.

Oh, check out this cute pic of me!

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I, for one, am an excellent speller

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So true, Bestie

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I hate when someone makes an Instagram for their pet and then spells all the words wrong.
Either your dog is smart enough to set up, build & maintain a successful social media presence or he isn’t.
If you expect me to believe a dog did all this I think he can also spell “hungry.”

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Because I’m the Best Dog Ever, I’m doing my share to help my mom raise money for @UM_Scholars on #givingdayumd. You’d think she’d promise me some hot dogs or something but nooo, it’s just “Be a good dog and post this on your Twitter.” It’s a good thing I’m philanthropic minded.

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Making moves today. It’s how I do

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My mom sent me this tweet. She’s not wrong in that I’m adorable (I mean, obvi), but I take offense at her implying I’m old. Like wtf, lady, have you LOOKED in the mirror lately??? 😤

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Everyone talks about how adorable puppies are. But geriatric dogs are pretty damn cute as well.

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Taking a well-earned victory nap, now that I tricked Mom three times today into letting me out to “use the bathroom” when in fact I just had a hankering for cicadas. It’s gonna be a good sleep tonight.

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@amybkrimm 😦

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@amybkrimm 1. Cabbage
2. Red cabbage
3. Pepperoni
4. Cabbage
5. I like watermelon too, is that a vegetable?

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As you can see, it’s been a ridiculously busy time.

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Hello. Happy New Year. In case you have been wondering about me, here are some pics of all the different things I’ve been up to the last few weeks.

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Yesterday: Was all ready for an outing... and then they took me to the vet. 😔

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Can’t see anything out there but by golly I’m going to keep looking out the window and no one’s gonna stop me

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Mom ‘n’ me, enjoying a new day

Pic by Dad

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Haopy Voting Day, my friends. I’m not smiling bc this is obviously serious business. Plus mom denied me a treat when I went to the bathroom earlier.

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Family saying I was looking v serious today but really I was just mad at the limited number of snacks that were doled out today. #notcoolmom

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You’d think someone could move over a little more so my legs wouldn’t hang off the couch but nooo. At least I got hold of the clicker for a while

#couchhog

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Thinking back to yesterday when Mom needed reminding that it was dinnertime for me, too. That’s me by my food bowl while she cooks dinner for herself and Dad. Like wtf. A little courtesy for the best member of the family, please?

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@meganburke__ Bad manners is barely sharing your food with a loved one 😤

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@meganburke__ What the heck I don’t see a problem with this.

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A day in the life #dogslife #dogsoftwitter