Markie G

Kinda an engineer

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

“Far left” and just a mfer talking about free buses.

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

One of the CRAZIEST streaks in sports has been extended another year 🤯

With Rasmus Andersson reaching the Stanley Cup Final, a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has now appeared in the Final in 46 straight seasons 🏆

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Do you want it wit or witout tears?

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Have a safe flight 👋

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

i think it’s so beautiful that, for me, the cvs drive thru takes 45 seconds, and yet, for everyone in front of me, many minutes

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

I’m going to be honest, the last 4 times I’ve filled up my gas tank, I thought about many things. None of those things were sharing a bathroom with a trans person, a mom buying soda with her SNAP or whether the guy in front of me in line was documented.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Me, before Game 1: “We’re going to win, I can feel it.”

Me, before Game 2: “We’re going to win, I can feel it.”

Me, before Game 3:

[imrealangry import export co. inc. @imrealangry]

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[Chad Powers @aman626576556]

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

my daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like 30 minutes. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese

me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show

guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda?

me: kraft single

guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Don't trust this guy with any secrets